Originally Posted by
paul b
yeah, Hey up ......Wizard is REALLY back......yeah......
so,...
Month 1.....Wizard's RTOC site fell over,he pointed his wand with bad wrist...spell hit mirror and put Wizard in a coma.....
Month 2.....while recovering from the coma he woke to find his crown jewels missing...fell off the bed , hitting his head......in another coma
Month 3.....after a fantastic recovery he wakes to find a blonde nurse checking his temperature,he whispers through the oxygen mask.."nurse,are my testicles back"...she lifts his gown,looks suprised and then massages him to erection..."NO" she replies, all pink and working fine......he beckons her closer and pulls the mask away from his smiling face....."thanks for that, but I said are my test results back"
Month 4.....website back up and running,now he can answer all our favourite questions...