got my car on pistonheads and just been messaged this.....
hi mate sweet init would u swap for me moms nissan micra 1.0 with new 17 wheels 2xsubs kn airfilter lowered 40mill big bore exhaust and a40inch tv
My Phone No: 07********** (edited by mod to take out the phone number)
some1 has 2 be takin the piss....if this guy is 4 real he really needs2 go play in the rd..
does it include his mom?
i shall find outOriginally Posted by Andrew Cooke
hahaha all askin if we can swap our 5s for his mom.... sod the telly and the micra.
Is that a no then Dude?
I've been waiting for your call???
don't knock the 1 litre micra's. They are good cars
and i think you'll find a 2000 reg one is worth about the same as a gt turbo.
Bring out the best 'Your Mum' jokes
it would hav2 come with a balaclava 4 me 2 drive that..... and with a big bore and 2 subs!!!?? the last thing i would need is for people 2 hear me comin up the rd in that....don't knock the 1 litre micra's. They are good cars
and i think you'll find a 2000 reg one is worth about the same as a gt turbo.i would wannabe stealth silent.
Last edited by Blick; 11-07-2009 at 08:29.
standard, they are silent....can go everywhere incognito.
just seen your old motor up at cgb.... looked very nice
some1 has 2 be takin the piss....
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Close, but to count it's one, two, three, four
Erm, I typed for because that's what I meant, not four. ThereFORE, I wasn't countingClose, but to count it's one, two, three, four
Oh, and don't get me started on the to
bill you need2 get out more....
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Well you're not a lazy 13 year old sending text messages, are you?
Oh, and maybe you're the one who needs to get out more, if you've been waiting for me to "pull you up on the number use"
fine, i'll take my Micra, mum and 40inch Plazma elsewhere
hahafine, i'll take my Micra, mum and 40inch Plazma elsewhere
Your mum is so fat, when she goes to the cinema she sits next to everybody.
Your mum is like a double decker bus, everyone gets a go on top
Your mom is so fat, she got more rolls then a pastry truck
Your mom is so fat that when she goes to a resteraunt and is handed the menu she says yes please!
Your mum is so FAT I had to roll over twice to get off of her
I never would have guessed...Erm, I typed for because that's what I meant, not four. ThereFORE, I wasn't counting
its true, you drive around in your gtt's and people recognise you no matter where you go, people look, young boys stare and old ladies tut.
there is basically a K11 micra on every street, they are everywhere. - no one bats an eyelid. - i've driven past people i know in mine and they haven't recognised me.
did i mention they are very reliable? and mine does 100 miles to £10 of petrol ??
agree,a few mates have had them an its kinda relaxing as far as folk dont
bat an eyelid an no unwanted attention etc..park anywhere...
except a mate a few yrs ago who had one an had the logo-
pussy puller stickered down the side...
Your mum has had more pricks in her than a second hand pinny cushion.
Your moms so FAT, she once went on a seafood diet, When ever she saw food she ate it!
your mum is sooo fat when i am on top i burn my arse on the light bulb!
you mum is so fat when her pager goes off, people thought she was backing up
Your mums armpits are so hairy, she looks likes she has bob marley in aheadlock
Your mamma's so fat, when i swerved to avoid her in the street i ran out of petrol.
your mum is so fat the lifeguard had to tell her to get off the beach so the
tide could come in...
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