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  1. 05-11-2008, 01:01 #1
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    The Wizard is back

    The Wizard as returned

    I've re-written it for this site. It works very similar to the old one with some modernised choices of car.

    Gordon B extracted all of the old backed-up Wizard Q+A from the old site, I've imported them into the new Wizard app. Newest is 2007 sometime (whenever the backup was done) and it goes back to the START!!, circa 2001 I guess. Alas, no dates or username's were available, but Q+A are intact and make good reading!!

    Here you go:

    https://www.rtoc.org/wizard/

    ..and if you're feeling nostalgic, try this link to see the very FIRST Wizard questions, from back in the day..

    https://www.rtoc.org/wizard/?page=210

    It works, the Wizard has recuperated and is ready to answer your questions...
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  2. 05-11-2008, 07:29 #2
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    Re: The Wizard

    Nice one Scoff!
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  3. 05-11-2008, 07:35 #3
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    Re: The Wizard

    well done scoff!!!!! thats goin2 b well helpfull.....
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  4. 05-11-2008, 10:22 #4
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    Re: The Wizard

    Quote Originally Posted by BriC View Post
    Woop woop! Stupid question time
    Please don't guys, it's taken a lot of work to get it back to life, I don't want the club's Q+A database full of crap, it's supposed to be a serious and worth while attribute to the club
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  5. 05-11-2008, 10:27 #5
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    Re: The Wizard

    Quote Originally Posted by Scoff View Post
    Please don't guys, it's taken a lot of work to get it back to life, I don't want the club's Q+A database full of crap, it's supposed to be a serious and worth while attribute to the club
    Sorry Scoff
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  6. 05-11-2008, 17:44 #6
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    Re: The Wizard

    Quote Originally Posted by GordonB View Post
    Sorry Scoff
    Ignore me, just getting old and fussy
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  7. 05-11-2008, 18:14 #7
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    Re: The Wizard

    Quote Originally Posted by Scoff View Post
    Ignore me, just getting old and fussy
    Your right tho.... to a certain degree this wizard turned into, someone asking either a valid question with not enough information provided, or a stupid question.... both normally with bad grammer and spelling...

    Lets keep it clean this time
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  8. 05-11-2008, 21:31 #8
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    Re: The Wizard is back

    yeah, Hey up ......Wizard is REALLY back......yeah......

    so,...
    Month 1.....Wizard's RTOC site fell over,he pointed his wand with bad wrist...spell hit mirror and put Wizard in a coma.....
    Month 2.....while recovering from the coma he woke to find his crown jewels missing...fell off the bed , hitting his head......in another coma
    Month 3.....after a fantastic recovery he wakes to find a blonde nurse checking his temperature,he whispers through the oxygen mask.."nurse,are my testicles back"...she lifts his gown,looks suprised and then massages him to erection..."NO" she replies, all pink and working fine......he beckons her closer and pulls the mask away from his smiling face....."thanks for that, but I said are my test results back"
    Month 4.....website back up and running,now he can answer all our favourite questions...
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  9. 05-11-2008, 21:47 #9
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    Re: The Wizard is back

    nice one

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  10. 05-11-2008, 21:50 #10
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    Re: The Wizard is back

    Quote Originally Posted by paul b View Post
    yeah, Hey up ......Wizard is REALLY back......yeah......

    so,...
    Month 1.....Wizard's RTOC site fell over,he pointed his wand with bad wrist...spell hit mirror and put Wizard in a coma.....
    Month 2.....while recovering from the coma he woke to find his crown jewels missing...fell off the bed , hitting his head......in another coma
    Month 3.....after a fantastic recovery he wakes to find a blonde nurse checking his temperature,he whispers through the oxygen mask.."nurse,are my testicles back"...she lifts his gown,looks suprised and then massages him to erection..."NO" she replies, all pink and working fine......he beckons her closer and pulls the mask away from his smiling face....."thanks for that, but I said are my test results back"
    Month 4.....website back up and running,now he can answer all our favourite questions...

    Silly person
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  11. 11-11-2008, 03:01 #11
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    Re: The Wizard is back

    New poster! (less than 10 posts)

    thanks SCOFF . bummer ive gotta do some work now
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  12. 11-11-2008, 03:06 #12
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    Re: The Wizard is back

    Last edited by dave j gtt; 11-11-2008 at 03:47.
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  13. 11-11-2008, 03:10 #13
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    Re: The Wizard is back

    Quote Originally Posted by The Wizard View Post
    New poster! (less than 10 posts)

    thanks SCOFF . bummer ive gotta do some work now

    the wiz is back
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  14. 11-11-2008, 03:21 #14
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  15. 11-11-2008, 03:48 #15
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    Re: The Wizard is back

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  16. 11-11-2008, 03:59 #16
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    Re: The Wizard is back

    I see the wiz , after his/her long sleep has not lost any of his/her bravado

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  17. 11-11-2008, 09:07 #17
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    Re: The Wizard is back

    izzy wizzy lets get BUSY..........LOL
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  18. 11-11-2008, 10:17 #18
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    Re: The Wizard

    Quote Originally Posted by Scoff View Post
    Please don't guys, it's taken a lot of work to get it back to life, I don't want the club's Q+A database full of crap, it's supposed to be a serious and worth while attribute to the club
    wased advice obviously
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  19. 11-11-2008, 15:28 #19
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    Re: The Wizard is back

    sorry for my part, was having late night banter, and got carryied away

    The Wizard was a very usful part of the old site. i had a good read thru it when i joined RTOC.

    as you say needs to be kept clean and usful to all, and no crap
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  20. 11-11-2008, 22:35 #20
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    Re: The Wizard is back

    Quote Originally Posted by dave j gtt View Post
    sorry for my part, was having late night banter, and got carryied away
    with the wind?
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  21. 14-11-2008, 20:18 #21
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    Re: The Wizard is back

    Sparkie and the Wizard

    http://blog.mrm.org/wp-content/uploa...wizardofoz.jpg
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  22. 14-11-2008, 23:37 #22
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    Re: The Wizard is back

    Quote Originally Posted by Karlos View Post
    Sparkie and the Wizard

    http://blog.mrm.org/wp-content/uploa...wizardofoz.jpg
    thatle explane the red shoes #
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  23. 23-11-2008, 01:07 #23
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    Re: The Wizard is back

    once upon atime the wiz was a busy young chap answering questions ETC

    now who is gonna be the first with a propper question (on the blue bar)
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