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    HAHAHA Cliosport- Own up who was it?

    Taken From Cliosport

    Clio 172 v Renault 5 GT Turbo

    So, I am bobbing along lastnight in the clio. Minding my own business, on the way home from the wifes.

    I see a set of headlights in my rear view catching me up. Nothing silly like, just gaining a bit of ground on me. As it gets closer, they look a little squar-ish for most cars on the road. Its night time, so I am struggling to see what it was (gay HID kit in standard lights causing a glare). Stops at a set of lights to be greeted by a rumble from the outside lane.

    Looks over to my right to see one of these:-





    Sat there, on stealths, burbling away. Looked gorgeous, proper clean. G-reg

    So, I am thinking. Hmmmm. Are they as quick as they used to be? I mean, most were running 150-200horses back in the day. This one looks looked after, so might not be silly boosting.

    Lights go green and we both set off. I decide not to give it the beans, see if he does. True to form, he opens the taps and it gets of up the road with a roar. Sounded fantastic. Lovely bit of spool, some whine, some loss of traction. Mmmmmm, love it.

    Next set of lights and boyo is already there, waiting on red. Grinning. This time its my turn in the outside lane. First gear selected, smile on my face. It's on. I saw it go up the road, and my clio can match that pace no problem, if I wind it all the way up to 7,250rpm. Given its about 20 years younger, its bound to handle better too. Game on.

    Few blips of the throttle, clutch on the biting point, watching the other set of lights for when they go red.

    Ours go green. GO GO GO












    and I got my arse f**king handed to me

    He must only have been taking it lightly from the first set, as he went up the road like a cat with a firework up it's arse. Popping, banging, spitting flames, and generally leaving me for dust

    I loved it. Made me feel 18 again, and I am glad he wasted me, as it kept the spirit of the good old 5 alive in my heart!!!

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    Re: HAHAHA Cliosport- Own up who was it?



    For anyone with sound type this into Youtube - Vide Cor Meum

    Thats what I was listening to when I read this post and it just added to the whole thing...fantastic!



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    Re: HAHAHA Cliosport- Own up who was it?

    Class

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    Re: HAHAHA Cliosport- Own up who was it?

    Top story.

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    Re: HAHAHA Cliosport- Own up who was it?

    Lol, that's been written really well.

    Any idea where the guy was?

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    Re: HAHAHA Cliosport- Own up who was it?

    bet the clio was shinier

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    Re: HAHAHA Cliosport- Own up who was it?

    Well I'f that was from down my neck of the wood that would of been Big Dan C.

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    Re: HAHAHA Cliosport- Own up who was it?

    Great story

    What did the clio sport boys say though???

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    Re: HAHAHA Cliosport- Own up who was it?

    Thats awsome! Exactly what the GTT is all about

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    Re: HAHAHA Cliosport- Own up who was it?

    Do you have a link to the thread? What did he expect, he would always get owned by a five

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    Re: HAHAHA Cliosport- Own up who was it?

    Quote Originally Posted by rs250nut View Post
    Do you have a link to the thread? What did he expect, he would always get owned by a five

    you tell em' jon!!!!



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    Re: HAHAHA Cliosport- Own up who was it?

    haha class

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    Re: HAHAHA Cliosport- Own up who was it?

    You've got to be a member to see the thread...

    So here's a PDF of the two pages of posts thus far!

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    Re: HAHAHA Cliosport- Own up who was it?

    its screwed up steve as u scroll down cant read any replys

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    Re: HAHAHA Cliosport- Own up who was it?

    Quote Originally Posted by LampsR5 View Post
    its screwed up steve as u scroll down cant read any replys
    Give me a minute mate

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    Re: HAHAHA Cliosport- Own up who was it?

    Try This Guys:

    Copy it to your desktop & open it from their.
    Attached Files Attached Files

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    Re: HAHAHA Cliosport- Own up who was it?

    thats brilliant

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    Re: HAHAHA Cliosport- Own up who was it?

    nice to see some 5 love outside of rtoc.

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    Re: HAHAHA Cliosport- Own up who was it?

    Out numbered but never out gunned

    Maybe now they'll put down the snow foam lance and detailing kit and start to play with their engines

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    Re: HAHAHA Cliosport- Own up who was it?

    Quote Originally Posted by Ashy View Post
    Out numbered but never out gunned

    Maybe now they'll put down the snow foam lance and detailing kit and start to play with their engines
    Right up until their engines all drop their valves or the cambelts snap, C1J FTW

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    Re: HAHAHA Cliosport- Own up who was it?

    Quote Originally Posted by Os8472 View Post
    Right up until their engines all drop their valves or the cambelts snap,
    Unless scoff gets hold of one!

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    Re: HAHAHA Cliosport- Own up who was it?

    G728 PKK that is my old car. Still looks good.
    https://rtoc.org/boards/album.php?alb...pictureid=4370

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    Re: HAHAHA Cliosport- Own up who was it?

    Brilliant

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    Re: HAHAHA Cliosport- Own up who was it?

    awsum! we need more stories like this! good old gtt

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    Re: HAHAHA Cliosport- Own up who was it?

    i need a gtt in my life

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    Re: HAHAHA Cliosport- Own up who was it?

    haha brilliant

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    Re: HAHAHA Cliosport- Own up who was it?

    Quality read!

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