Anchor man
Smells like big foots dick
60% the time it works everytime.
There is 2 for starters....
Anchor man
Smells like big foots dick
60% the time it works everytime.
There is 2 for starters....
nobody puts baby in the corner
"Hey Zeus".... Why you keep calling me hey Zeus my names Zeus as in father of Apollo, mount Olympus don't fcuk with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass ZEUS.
Die hard with avengance.
'' what's the weather doing " "spitting"
"Still spitting reg".
Krays
"Say hello to my little friend"
Girl "Hi, would you like to come in for a coffee or something"
Guy "Yeah, I'd love a coffee"
Girl "I don't have any coffee"
Guy "How about the or something"
•Pulls c0ck out•
John Holmes - porno
Remember that one.Originally Posted by dangerous dave
so many good quotes from anchor man, ron is the man
Yellow tracksuitRemember that one.
That's the one Dave,I think that film was my first ever look at a porn film,and I'm 40 now.For some reason that yellow track suit is unforgettable.haYellow tracksuit
"This is Sparta" From the film 300.
"Yo Adrian,I did it"Rocky
Will smith in Bad Boys.
My sh!t always works sometimes !!
Alan Ford in Snatch
Do you know what nemisis means?
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an approite agent
Pasonified in this case by an horrible C**T....... Me
Naked gun
Nice beaver
Thank you I just had it stuffed
Predator
"I ain't got time to bleed"
Well he did when he zapped his chest out!!
The mini gun he had. Now to have ago on one of them I would sell my 5 in a heart beat.. 3000-6000 rounds a min.. Makes Scarface look like a pussy
"The flux capacitor, it's what makes time travel possible"
"Do you like chicken"yes"well suck my **** its foul"
I love lamp.
It's so dam hot.... milk was a bad choice.
I want to be on you. ...
Diversity what jn the hell is diversity.
Duse what's mine say. Dude....
What's mine say. Sweet
What's mine say... dude
Whats mine say... sweet. ......
Bond.... James Bond
"Sh!t."
"What"
"Rollers"
"Nah"
"Yep"
"Sh!t"
Snatch
That's a f#cking anti aircraft gun Vincent.
He did the stare and drive on you didn't he, he gets that from me.
You look like a bunch of retards ****ing a doorknob!
"We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat"
Jaws
Love the Tony Montana and Predator lines.
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"Hey GI baby, me so horny. Me so Horny. Me love you long time. You party?
Me love you long time. Me so horny....."
Full Metal Jacket.
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If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer
Ace Ventura
" I won't call him Dad .. Ever.. Even in a fire"
Will Farrell - step brothers
Freeze mothaa bitches..... bad boys. Shop scence
Another favourite of mine:
It's a Catalina Fukcin wine mixer
Fantastic film
Red dwarf
Smoke me a kipper il be back for breakfast.
Not a film or not yet anyway I know, but don't care
What a guy... LolRed dwarf
Smoke me a kipper il be back for breakfast.
Not a film or not yet anyway I know, but don't care
Bad santa
"I am gonna f*ck you so hard up the @rse you wont sh*t solid for a week"
Stoke me a clipper ill be back for Christmas!
Red dwarf is genius.
"if he dies, he dies."
Rocky 4
Back up put the gun down and give me a packet of tropical fruit bubblious.
And some skittles.
Life is like a box of chocolates.
Forest gump
POW...!!
We ain't got no booze. Kelly's heroes
Great Scott....
boats and hoes!
My son cried rape "he had that look in his eyes"
boats and hoes!
Boats and hoes!!
Robocop:
My ballfro
Thats so funny, I laughed so hard I fell of my dynasour
Your singing is like a mix of Jesus and fergie
I wanna roll you up into a little ball and shove you up my vagina...
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