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    Britney on X-Factor

    Ok, I dont watch it but it was on and Britney was coming on so I thought why not. Anyway my question is this, why did she need to use Dermot's mic when she had a hands free one on her head? Lip synctastic

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    Yea but..you still give her one.......

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    i was over a mates being forced to watch it and she was so bad...... the girl cant sing without her studio voice electro gear, the smoking and crack has ruined her..


    i would tho, but only wearing 3 rubbers, dunno what shes got..

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    i would tho, but only wearing 3 rubbers, dunno what shes got..

    not even with a pool cue

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    maybe because she was lip syncing all the way through.....
    but we can let her off cause shes fit!!! either way she`d still hav it

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    Britney really???

    sure it wasnt hannah montana

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    Quote Originally Posted by J$£5GTT View Post
    i would tho, but only wearing 3 rubbers, dunno what shes got..

    not even with a pool cue

    For her money i'd suck it dry.

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    Quote Originally Posted by Maka View Post
    Britney really???

    sure it wasnt hannah montana
    yes mate jail bait hannah montana was on also

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    Quote Originally Posted by Blick View Post
    maybe because she was lip syncing all the way through.....
    but we can let her off cause shes fit!!! either way she`d still hav it
    there must be some rough old units around Kidderminster

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew Cooke View Post
    there must be some rough old units around Kidderminster
    very true! u been???

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    Quote Originally Posted by Blick View Post
    yes mate jail bait hannah montana was on also
    i didnt see brit
    gutted..i must have dozzed off or been making some food

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    Britterz is ****terz

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    I'de do her bareback even if i knew she had aids.


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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    Quote Originally Posted by Kenobi View Post
    I'de do her bareback even if i knew she had aids.

    lol!!!!! pmsl

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    She's bagged a few pounds from the school outfit days which aint helped her camels toe in them hotpants.

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    mate just do it like k fed, he must have read the pimp manual word for word and executed it perfectly! that guy got his two kids...check and check mate!

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    just a question who would do madonna shes a bit ancient now like but who would ?

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    madonna...no not for me.
    britney...why not...get tht old skool uniform out and have a good bash at it.

    i think with her losing the plot a little bit shed be more adventurous...maybe get it on vid and sell it on.

    britneys crack adventures or somethin along those lines


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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    Quote Originally Posted by mightymanx View Post
    just a question who would do madonna shes a bit ancient now like but who would ?
    shes 1 step up from a **** so yeah y not.... lol!

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    Not even worth throat gagging with my nob and slapping her in the face... She's a minger

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    Don't hold back or anything Adam

    She's wrinkley in all the wrong places and if I was a guy, could probably get my cock between that gap in her front teeth

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    i suppose id let her chew on my willy

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    britney or christina?? which 1 guys and girls

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    I might have slightly edited your post Paul lol

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    tut tut thats naughty

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    Lol I'll put it back

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    Christina, she wears **** loads of makeup, but she's much fitter... I'd plough the **** out of that.

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    Christina for me, I reckon she's much more feisty and bites so that's a winner for me

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    Quote Originally Posted by Adam L View Post
    Christina, she wears **** loads of makeup, but she's much fitter... I'd plough the **** out of that.
    dunno man!!! shes lookin like shes had abit of dinner these days....
    back 2 the dirrrrty video days then yeah ha`

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    She's got her nipples peirced, and even mentioned she got her fanny done aswell... Awsome

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    Quote Originally Posted by Adam L View Post
    She's got her nipples peirced, and even mentioned she got her fanny done aswell... Awsome
    SOLD

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rQtzpguAZUk
    always prefered dark hair over blonde... altho britneys video is.....ummm watchable

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    Lil Kim, Christina... myself... My perfect Dirty F*ckers 3-Sum... Pink could join in to as i reckon she could also be a right dirty b*tch in the bedroom!!

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zuqJssfGG8U

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    Christina, would get in the chaff, obviously while singing I'm a genie in a bottle baby!

    you see i've thought this through

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    i can see youve had many dreams about that... id agree with 2 out of your 3 but lil kim.... no thanks

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    Dont get me wrong, i wouldnt go with Lil kim for her looks... although her breast's are rather nice... but the kinkyness of that girl.... hell ye i want a ride lol.

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    seriously

    is there only me that finds the though of banging madonna then getting into a fist fight with her kind of erotic?

    that b*tch could probably suplex you through the bed.

    Tight for a 50 year old!!

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    maka, just you

    britney's fine, nowt wrong with a slightly curvey young mum.... she scores bonus points for being a nut job.

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    Quote Originally Posted by Scoff View Post
    maka, just you

    britney's fine, nowt wrong with a slightly curvey young mum.... she scores bonus points for being a nut job.
    good stuff

    shes all mine then.

    Madonnas off the menu now chaps.

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    id suck a fart from her arse and smoke it like a montecristo,

    man shes lovely, wacky but lovely

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    Quote Originally Posted by Maka View Post
    seriously

    is there only me that finds the though of banging madonna then getting into a fist fight with her kind of erotic?

    that b*tch could probably suplex you through the bed.

    Tight for a 50 year old!!
    shes minging and should give her head a shake and realise shes 50 and wears bad tights.

    shes also very annoying, and her last wish would be to die in her own arms

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    Re: Britney on X-Factor

    Quote Originally Posted by ollyhock View Post
    shes minging and should give her head a shake and realise shes 50 and wears bad tights.

    shes also very annoying, and her last wish would be to die in her own arms

    Ide do them all. Throw a bit of Asia Argento in the mix and i would be n heaven.

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