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    Whats the most stupid thing you have done to your 5??

    I have recently started sorting my 5 out to get back on the road. Its not been started since 2005 so it should be fun BUT..........

    I got underneath it today and noticed it has neons on it!!! What was I thinking when I fitted those??lol

    Anyone else made any silly mistakes with their 5's?

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    Re: Whats the most stupid thing you have done to your 5??

    Buying this one and not a solid one

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    Putting a mint phase 1 interior in a 5 and selling it for peanuts! Utter plonker

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    Re: Whats the most stupid thing you have done to your 5??

    fitting a clutch plate the wrong way round and not realising until i drove it.

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    Re: Whats the most stupid thing you have done to your 5??

    Quote Originally Posted by LiamR View Post
    I have recently started sorting my 5 out to get back on the road. Its not been started since 2005 so it should be fun BUT..........

    I got underneath it today and noticed it has neons on it!!! What was I thinking when I fitted those??lol

    Anyone else made any silly mistakes with their 5's?
    ...pics please....,worst thing i ever did / had was a smooth tailgate.....err, pre-midlife crisis...

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    Re: Whats the most stupid thing you have done to your 5??

    Its funny how I am changing most stuff back to oe on it now!! lol..

    Do you want a pic of the rank neons before they come off????

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    Re: Whats the most stupid thing you have done to your 5??

    yep, pic of them turned on.

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    Re: Whats the most stupid thing you have done to your 5??

    Sparkie - Did that ruin the clutch I guess??

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    Re: Whats the most stupid thing you have done to your 5??

    I am not sure the neons even work....i hope they dont

    But i will have a look tomorrow and try to get a pic...and after that they will def be going in the bin

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    sell them to me, then i can fit them to somones car whilst they sleep.

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    Re: Whats the most stupid thing you have done to your 5??

    Liam, I know you said you'd dropped some clangers mate but fitting neons has to be the biggest of them all!!!

    Hope you've fit the new alloys.... how are they looking??

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    Re: Whats the most stupid thing you have done to your 5??

    Car.crash - you can have the neons for free if u like

    I fitted the alloys today Craig, they look ace thanks. But like you say, the neons are awful. They will def be gone soon. Along with the amp and sub in my boot

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    Re: Whats the most stupid thing you have done to your 5??

    Quote Originally Posted by LiamR View Post
    I have recently started sorting my 5 out to get back on the road. Its not been started since 2005 so it should be fun BUT..........

    I got underneath it today and noticed it has neons on it!!! What was I thinking when I fitted those??lol

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    Re: Whats the most stupid thing you have done to your 5??

    What colour are the neons? I had green neons on my old kitted up mondeo....

    I actually dont mind neons, never see them now days... Think i have my old kit in the garage... Wouldnt see the harm in fitting them on the 5 for a laugh one day

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    Re: Whats the most stupid thing you have done to your 5??

    Quote Originally Posted by LiamR View Post
    Sparkie - Did that ruin the clutch I guess??
    the springs in the centre plate ground a groove into the flywheel bolts. i turned it around and it was fine . lol

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    Re: Whats the most stupid thing you have done to your 5??

    Paid £1200 for third party insurance on one back in 1992 , my current one costs me £90 comprehensive with agreed value

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    Re: Whats the most stupid thing you have done to your 5??

    Buy it!

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    Fiting neons to someons car would be the best prank! Driving round and not knowing... hahahah

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    Re: Whats the most stupid thing you have done to your 5??

    Sold it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mart View Post
    Sold it
    what one???

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    Re: Whats the most stupid thing you have done to your 5??

    I once filled my car with 75kgs of sand

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    Re: Whats the most stupid thing you have done to your 5??

    i had a 5 at 17 and had it sprayed up in mg yellow (ALI G STYLE) and fitted it with loads of tv's and race-x sh**e from romac.must have spend about 4k on lights and dvd players and sold it for £650.

    last time i seen it it was on ebay for £600 F625 JHA.

    anyone seen it

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    Re: Whats the most stupid thing you have done to your 5??

    not getting one,until 2 years ago

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    Re: Whats the most stupid thing you have done to your 5??

    Not putting in gearbox oil after fitting new engine

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    Re: Whats the most stupid thing you have done to your 5??

    i had neons on my 5 only took them off as the garage where i get mot broke 1 so only have 3 and i dont drive much at night so they didnt get much useage

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    Re: Whats the most stupid thing you have done to your 5??

    When I was 18 I had a mate with a mint g plate tungy with 70k bald tyres, needed a service and he could cover the insurance again.. Offered it to be for £800, I said no

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    Re: Whats the most stupid thing you have done to your 5??

    i not only put in clutch plate the wrong way, dropped a tappet nut into the engine and ran it so the rod jumped out the front of the block, or backfired it till it dropped a valve... but i also built this....





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    Re: Whats the most stupid thing you have done to your 5??

    Quote Originally Posted by markey b View Post
    i not only put in clutch plate the wrong way, dropped a tappet nut into the engine and ran it so the rod jumped out the front of the block, or backfired it till it dropped a valve... but i also built this....





    now thats a nice 5

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    thats not a 5.....its a friggin space ship.....

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    i reckon i would be in love with that mark...

    if it were still the 90's that is..

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    Quote Originally Posted by J$£5GTT View Post
    thats not a 5.....its a friggin space ship.....


    That's definitely a 'stupid' thing to do to a 5 (although it did look like it was done to a good standard), but at least it wasn't a gt turbo

    The most stupid thing I've ever done on a 5 is to modify my old white 5. I bought it in 2000, as a 2 owner, full Renault history, completely oe minter. Then I ruined it

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    Re: Whats the most stupid thing you have done to your 5??

    Mine would have to be going sideways for 50 meters or so then into a telegraph pole then a wall!

    Also being charged £649 by a local garage to adjust the torsion bar and fit new rear shocks! They definatly saw me coming
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    Re: Whats the most stupid thing you have done to your 5??

    Markey B - that is a nice 5 for the time...but not so good now I assume you havent got it any more then??

    £649 for the torsion bar and some shocks!!! thats awful

    I did try to get some pics of the neons, but it seems that they dont work anymore

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    Re: Whats the most stupid thing you have done to your 5??

    Penfold - if I remember correctly they were the ones that could change colour!!lol

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    christ mark!

    how long did the front end of that last before it got rippped off with speed humps

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    Re: Whats the most stupid thing you have done to your 5??

    Quote Originally Posted by The new Bill J View Post


    That's definitely a 'stupid' thing to do to a 5 (although it did look like it was done to a good standard), but at least it wasn't a gt turbo

    The most stupid thing I've ever done on a 5 is to modify my old white 5. I bought it in 2000, as a 2 owner, full Renault history, completely oe minter. Then I ruined it

    correction bill ..... your worst is trying to run your 5 at rockinham on water instead of petrol

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE MASTER View Post
    correction bill ..... your worst is trying to run your 5 at rockinham on water instead of petrol


    Oh yea, or that

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    oh wait yes.....i crashed my mint tungy,being stupid....hands up my fault....

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