Results 1 to 29 of 29
  1. #1
    Non-member philg's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    Newcastle
    Posts
    2,211
    Post Thanks / Like

    Women

    What is it with women, they really are a strange breed. They have this little part of their brains like a little safe that they lock this information in, only to throw it back at you, or bring up sometimes in my case something that happened or i said up to 10 years ago, crazy bitches.

    Strange though that they all have a diary

  2. #2
    Banned
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Location
    dont no
    Posts
    748
    Post Thanks / Like

    Re: Women

    Look mate they are all the same I have the samething !

  3. #3
    Non-member modfather's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Location
    in the park next to sewage works
    Posts
    1,092
    Post Thanks / Like

    Re: Women

    i get that from my wife too . very strange how they remember something that they can throw back at you but cant remember which way to under a nut even after you have told them.

  4. #4
    Committee member
    Rats Nest Tuning
    Ashy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Durham
    Posts
    3,198
    Post Thanks / Like

    Re: Women

    Why don't they like you playing with their tits? If I had a set I'd always be having a squeeze!!

  5. #5
    Classifieds Moderator
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Posts
    2,447
    Post Thanks / Like

    Re: Women

    Quote Originally Posted by Ashy View Post
    Why don't they like you playing with their tits? If I had a set I'd always be having a squeeze!!
    i dont think im the only person that might sit and relax while cupping ones nutsack... (making sure there A-ok)

    if i had some topbollox id be all over them too

  6. #6
    Non-member J$£5GTT's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    THE BAT CAVE
    Posts
    3,560
    Post Thanks / Like

    Re: Women

    not tanite im washing my hair.....weirdos....

  7. #7
    Non-member Steevo's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Location
    Bath
    Posts
    285
    Post Thanks / Like

    Re: Women

    Quote Originally Posted by Ashy View Post
    Why don't they like you playing with their tits? If I had a set I'd always be having a squeeze!!

  8. #8
    Loose Bolts Tuning stuTHC's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Leeds
    Posts
    1,449
    Post Thanks / Like

    Re: Women

    Quote Originally Posted by Ashy View Post
    Why don't they like you playing with their tits? If I had a set I'd always be having a squeeze!!
    Strange, your lass always loves me playing with her tits. It must just be your technique ashy.

    (soz, but it was too good an oppertunity to miss, you left the door wiiiiiide open matey! )

  9. #9
    Non-member philg's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    Newcastle
    Posts
    2,211
    Post Thanks / Like

    Re: Women

    Quote Originally Posted by J$£5GTT View Post
    not tanite im washing my hair.....weirdos....
    We were tyring for another baby a few months back and i was getting the works, nice teas, cuppas on tap and lots of fun in the bedroom, im now back to frozen pizzas making my own cuppas and porn, fantastic

    I hate that they have "the power", anyone who watches everybody loves Raymond knows what i mean

  10. #10
    Committee, South East Regional Rep James5's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2002
    Location
    RH13
    Posts
    6,045
    Post Thanks / Like

    Re: Women

    Quote Originally Posted by philg View Post
    We were tyring for another baby a few months back and i was getting the works, nice teas, cuppas on tap and lots of fun in the bedroom, im now back to frozen pizzas making my own cuppas and porn, fantastic

    I hate that they have "the power", anyone who watches everybody loves Raymond knows what i mean

    Just read and that and thought snap

  11. #11
    Non-member philg's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    Newcastle
    Posts
    2,211
    Post Thanks / Like

    Re: Women

    Quote Originally Posted by James5 View Post
    Just read and that and thought snap
    They get what they want and we are just the silly suckers that should know better

  12. #12
    Non-member modfather's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Location
    in the park next to sewage works
    Posts
    1,092
    Post Thanks / Like

    Re: Women

    Quote Originally Posted by philg View Post
    We were tyring for another baby a few months back and i was getting the works, nice teas, cuppas on tap and lots of fun in the bedroom, im now back to frozen pizzas making my own cuppas and porn, fantastic

    I hate that they have "the power", anyone who watches everybody loves Raymond knows what i mean

    you wait untill you have a baby its the same no . even if you make them the im lucky to see nakedness once a month

  13. #13
    Committee, South East Regional Rep James5's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2002
    Location
    RH13
    Posts
    6,045
    Post Thanks / Like

    Re: Women

    Quote Originally Posted by philg View Post
    They get what they want and we are just the silly suckers that should know better

    I try every morning every evening I even ask her to choke the ole chicken and she has none of it, not as if it will take long either I am that desperate

  14. #14
    Non-member philg's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    Newcastle
    Posts
    2,211
    Post Thanks / Like

    Re: Women

    Quote Originally Posted by modfather View Post
    you wait untill you have a baby its the same no . even if you make them the im lucky to see nakedness once a month
    We have our 1st already, so i should have known better when we were tyring for our second, still it was the best 3 moths of my life and i milked it

  15. #15
    Committee, South East Regional Rep James5's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2002
    Location
    RH13
    Posts
    6,045
    Post Thanks / Like

    Re: Women

    Quote Originally Posted by philg View Post
    and i milked it

    I bet you did like milking daisy
    Last edited by James5; 24-09-2011 at 10:23.

  16. #16
    Non-member modfather's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Location
    in the park next to sewage works
    Posts
    1,092
    Post Thanks / Like

    Re: Women

    Quote Originally Posted by philg View Post
    We have our 1st already, so i should have known better when we were tyring for our second, still it was the best 3 moths of my life and i milked it

    i would of too. but why is it the women expects us to do it when they want it, but when we want it they are no where to be seen

  17. #17
    Non-member SCHWARTZ's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Location
    Wallington south london
    Posts
    3,102
    Post Thanks / Like

    Re: Women

    Quote Originally Posted by James5 View Post
    I try every morning every evening I even ask her to choke the ole chicken and she has none of it, not as if it will take long either I am that desperate
    I'm surprised yours hasn't fallen off all ready matey the amount of kids ya got

  18. #18
    Non-member modfather's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Location
    in the park next to sewage works
    Posts
    1,092
    Post Thanks / Like

    Re: Women

    Quote Originally Posted by modfather View Post
    i would of too. but why is it the women expects us to do it when they want it, but when we want it they are no where to be seen

    heres a perfect example

    wife says shes tired so goes to bed at 10.00 then spends half hour on facebook
    i say to her in that half hour we could i only need 5 minutes but no

  19. #19
    Non-member philg's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    Newcastle
    Posts
    2,211
    Post Thanks / Like

    Re: Women

    Quote Originally Posted by modfather View Post
    heres a perfect example

    wife says shes tired so goes to bed at 10.00 then spends half hour on facebook
    i say to her in that half hour we could i only need 5 minutes but no

  20. #20
    Non-member philg's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    Newcastle
    Posts
    2,211
    Post Thanks / Like

    Re: Women

    Why do we have to listen to storys about someone they work with and how her mate had a disaster in the hair salon kind of crap, or have to watch Easterners every night and we sit there quiet, but try to put on a wheeler dealers or some foose and then there is nowt the matter.

  21. #21
    Non-member modfather's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Location
    in the park next to sewage works
    Posts
    1,092
    Post Thanks / Like

    Re: Women

    Quote Originally Posted by philg View Post
    Why do we have to listen to storys about someone they work with and how her mate had a disaster in the hair salon kind of crap, or have to watch Easterners every night and we sit there quiet, but try to put on a wheeler dealers or some foose and then there is nowt the matter.

    im lucky there my wife is into motors nearly as much as me. we use to watch umm cant remember what its called now, it had lepoo and burny in it and lepoo cut up cars he had the vision but i have have to put up with bloody x factor

  22. #22
    Non-member royz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    stockport
    Posts
    569
    Post Thanks / Like

    Re: Women

    , it had lepoo and burny in it and lepoo cut up cars he had the vision but i have have to put up with bloody x factor [/quote]
    think it was called chop shop. do you also have to put up x factor on a sunday to.

  23. #23
    Committee member
    Rats Nest Tuning
    Ashy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Durham
    Posts
    3,198
    Post Thanks / Like

    Re: Women

    Quote Originally Posted by philg View Post
    best 3 moths of my life and i milked it
    I was looking forward to a good sesh making the 2nd one, it took 3 attempts... Fecking Gutted

  24. #24
    Committee member
    Rats Nest Tuning
    Ashy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Durham
    Posts
    3,198
    Post Thanks / Like

    Re: Women

    Quote Originally Posted by stuTHC View Post

    (soz, but it was too good an oppertunity to miss, you left the door wiiiiiide open matey! )
    CNUT....

  25. #25
    Non-member Brigsy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Redcar
    Posts
    4,138
    Post Thanks / Like

    Re: Women

    Reading this reminds me why I love being single

  26. #26
    Non-member philg's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    Newcastle
    Posts
    2,211
    Post Thanks / Like

    Re: Women

    Quote Originally Posted by Brigsy View Post
    Reading this reminds me why I love being single

  27. #27
    Non-member rs250nut's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    Learning you can't teach stupid.
    Posts
    2,091
    Post Thanks / Like

    Re: Women

    oh **** I'm in trouble I'm getting married in 7 days, if the wife on the wedding night does not let me smash her back gate off I'm filing for divorce in the morning!!!!!

  28. #28
    Non-member WADDIE's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Cheshire
    Posts
    83
    Post Thanks / Like

    Re: Women

    LMFAO at all the above! Best advice ever given to me was ...

    If its Got Tits or Wheels it'l give ya Mither!!

  29. #29
    Non-member modfather's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Location
    in the park next to sewage works
    Posts
    1,092
    Post Thanks / Like

    Re: Women

    Quote Originally Posted by rs250nut View Post
    oh **** I'm in trouble I'm getting married in 7 days, if the wife on the wedding night does not let me smash her back gate off I'm filing for divorce in the morning!!!!!


    thats the funniest thing i heard all week

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •