The Wizard is back

The Wizard as returned ;)

I've re-written it for this site. It works very similar to the old one with some modernised choices of car.

Gordon B extracted all of the old backed-up Wizard Q+A from the old site, I've imported them into the new Wizard app. Newest is 2007 sometime (whenever the backup was done) and it goes back to the START!!, circa 2001 I guess. Alas, no dates or username's were available, but Q+A are intact and make good reading!!

Here you go:

https://www.rtoc.org/wizard/

..and if you're feeling nostalgic, try this link to see the very FIRST Wizard questions, from back in the day..

https://www.rtoc.org/wizard/?page=210

It works, the Wizard has recuperated and is ready to answer your questions...

Nice one Scoff! :)

well done scoff!!!!! thats goin2 b well helpfull.....:)

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Originally Posted by BriC

Woop woop! Stupid question time :D

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Please don't guys, it's taken a lot of work to get it back to life, I don't want the club's Q+A database full of crap, it's supposed to be a serious and worth while attribute to the club ;)

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Originally Posted by Scoff

Please don't guys, it's taken a lot of work to get it back to life, I don't want the club's Q+A database full of crap, it's supposed to be a serious and worth while attribute to the club ;)

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Sorry Scoff :ashamed:

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Originally Posted by GordonB

Sorry Scoff :ashamed:

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Ignore me, just getting old and fussy ;)

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Originally Posted by Scoff

Ignore me, just getting old and fussy ;)

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Your right tho.... to a certain degree this wizard turned into, someone asking either a valid question with not enough information provided, or a stupid question.... both normally with bad grammer and spelling...

Lets keep it clean this time :D

yeah, Hey up ......Wizard is REALLY back......yeah......

so,...
Month 1.....Wizard's RTOC site fell over,he pointed his wand with bad wrist...spell hit mirror and put Wizard in a coma.....
Month 2.....while recovering from the coma he woke to find his crown jewels missing...fell off the bed , hitting his head......in another coma
Month 3.....after a fantastic recovery he wakes to find a blonde nurse checking his temperature,he whispers through the oxygen mask.."nurse,are my testicles back"...she lifts his gown,looks suprised and then massages him to erection..."NO" she replies, all pink and working fine......he beckons her closer and pulls the mask away from his smiling face....."thanks for that, but I said are my test results back"
Month 4.....website back up and running,now he can answer all our favourite questions...

nice one :agree::agree:

:smokin:

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Originally Posted by paul b

yeah, Hey up ......Wizard is REALLY back......yeah......

so,...
Month 1.....Wizard's RTOC site fell over,he pointed his wand with bad wrist...spell hit mirror and put Wizard in a coma.....
Month 2.....while recovering from the coma he woke to find his crown jewels missing...fell off the bed , hitting his head......in another coma
Month 3.....after a fantastic recovery he wakes to find a blonde nurse checking his temperature,he whispers through the oxygen mask.."nurse,are my testicles back"...she lifts his gown,looks suprised and then massages him to erection..."NO" she replies, all pink and working fine......he beckons her closer and pulls the mask away from his smiling face....."thanks for that, but I said are my test results back"
Month 4.....website back up and running,now he can answer all our favourite questions...

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Silly person

New poster! (less than 10 posts)

thanks SCOFF . bummer :crap: ive gotta do some work now :rolleyes:

:)

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Originally Posted by The Wizard

New poster! (less than 10 posts)

thanks SCOFF . bummer :crap: ive gotta do some work now :rolleyes:

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the wiz is back:cool:

:cooter: Dave

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Originally Posted by The Wizard

:cooter: Dave

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:laugh:

I see the wiz , after his/her long sleep has not lost any of his/her bravado

:laugh::laugh:

izzy wizzy lets get BUSY..........LOL

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Originally Posted by Scoff

Please don't guys, it's taken a lot of work to get it back to life, I don't want the club's Q+A database full of crap, it's supposed to be a serious and worth while attribute to the club ;)

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wased advice obviously ;)

sorry for my part, was having late night banter, and got carryied away :sad2:

The Wizard was a very usful part of the old site. i had a good read thru it when i joined RTOC.

as you say needs to be kept clean and usful to all, and no crap ;)

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Originally Posted by dave j gtt

sorry for my part, was having late night banter, and got carryied away :sad2:

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with the wind?:laugh:

Sparkie and the Wizard ;)

http://blog.mrm.org/wp-content/uploa...wizardofoz.jpg

:laugh:

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Originally Posted by Karlos

Sparkie and the Wizard ;)

http://blog.mrm.org/wp-content/uploa...wizardofoz.jpg

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thatle explane the red shoes #
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once upon atime the wiz was a busy young chap answering questions ETC

now who is gonna be the first with a propper question (on the blue bar)
:rolleyes: