Okkkkkk. Iam standing out with the decorator who is doing the outside myhouse, as he rubbs the window frame down i get a flake of paint in the eye.
Being the manly man iam i say ''you wanna tea'' and slide of inside to find out why my eye aches!
So i wash my eye out and get the paint flake/crap out my eye.
My face soaking wet as im standing over the kitchen sink.
Im dripping all over the show, so i reach for a tea towel to dry my face/eyes....
Unaware this tea towel was out yeaturday as the old man was cutting loads of chillies etc up, he wiped his hand on that tea towel didnt he....
MY eye sockets a fat swollen elephant man looking head thing now,
Sodding chillies