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    Non-member JRP's Avatar
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    JRP gets hurt

    Okkkkkk. Iam standing out with the decorator who is doing the outside myhouse, as he rubbs the window frame down i get a flake of paint in the eye.

    Being the manly man iam i say ''you wanna tea'' and slide of inside to find out why my eye aches!

    So i wash my eye out and get the paint flake/crap out my eye.
    My face soaking wet as im standing over the kitchen sink.

    Im dripping all over the show, so i reach for a tea towel to dry my face/eyes....

    Unaware this tea towel was out yeaturday as the old man was cutting loads of chillies etc up, he wiped his hand on that tea towel didnt he....

    MY eye sockets a fat swollen elephant man looking head thing now,

    Sodding chillies

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    South West Regional Rep jesus in the seat of a 5's Avatar
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    Re: JRP gets hurt

    i have no pity , your respray looks far too nice , now stop mincing and get those damn pics up.........

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    Re: JRP gets hurt

    You feckin idiot

    I love it when I forget to wash my hands after cooking with chilli, and then later on rub my eyes or something

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    Committee, South East Regional Rep James5's Avatar
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    Re: JRP gets hurt

    Feckin Idiot, could only happen to you.

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    Re: JRP gets hurt

    could always be worse...

    think of how much more pain you'd have been in if you'd have eaten the chillies, then kissed a ladys private parts.... lol

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    Re: JRP gets hurt

    Quote Originally Posted by markey b View Post
    could always be worse...

    think of how much more pain you'd have been in if you'd have eaten the chillies, then kissed a ladys private parts.... lol
    pmsl i had a very similar experience .....Not good haha

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    Re: JRP gets hurt

    AWESOME, I suspect thats karma or something.

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    Re: JRP gets hurt

    hot'hot'hot...to hot..to spicy.....

    chilli out man !!!


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    Re: JRP gets hurt

    unfortunately, I normally have a good old scratch of the nose hole and end up having to try wash the iside of it out while it feels like its on fire.

    Chilli + wet parts do not go LOL
    Last edited by Purple_rob; 13-07-2009 at 20:39.

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