just a bit of info for u... u dont actually need the indicators in the wings for the mot as the front end 1's wrap round... some early ph1 never had them from factory. so if u remove them.. not a fail but if there there and dont work fail!
just a bit of info for u... u dont actually need the indicators in the wings for the mot as the front end 1's wrap round... some early ph1 never had them from factory. so if u remove them.. not a fail but if there there and dont work fail!
A bit of digression there, but good to know!
im truely gutted to hear this, the guy was a legend back in his day, admitidly he went a bit strange, but i persoanlly never believed all the crap about him, end of the day the amount of fame and money he once had could change most people, and then the news and paparazi will always work there magic to proove things by there misguided use of photos.
Terrible terrible shame, gutting to hear, another legend from the world gone..
Soon all world wil be even duller than it is now
to be fair, i liked his music, have tickets to see him next month, i am gutted i will never be able to say to my kids i saw him live at a concert.
i got quite a few of his songs on lp think there worth anything now?Originally Posted by THE MASTER
wahooo ive just thought of saommat
my org thriller album has just dubbled in price
im keeping hold of my ten inch 45 glen miller
heard that out of respect McDonalds are releasing the "McJackson burger", which will be 50yr old meat between 10yr old buns....
undertakers have just announced that MJ will be melted down and made into plastic toys.... so the kids can play with him for a change!!!!
Apparently the heart attack was brought on by food posioning after he ate a 1 year old sausage
What's the difference between Michael Jackson & Alex Ferguson?
Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson? Ferguson will be playing Giggs this year
Doh!!!
Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are INCORRECT!!!!!
He has been found in the Childrens Ward having a stroke!
Jacko got Whacko'd.
oh no!!! it appears it was a drug affected heart attack... they found class A in the kitchen, class B in the bathroom & class 4B in the bedroom!!!
i'm sorry, i think i made a mistake... it turns out it had nothing to do with drugs or a heart attack, he had an allergic reaction after eating 12yr old nuts....
i had tickets 2. doh.......... great music but ahhhh well at least he cant f*ck up bein a legend of music now. bubbles with a glove i wanna c in concert
I have 2 tickets as well, but the state he was in you'd have probably got a better performance from a chimp
The autopsy has so far ruled out the sunshine, the moonlight and the good times as cause of death, but the boogie is still a possibility. I hear it was touch and go, and that was just when passing through the children's ward.
What’s odd about Michael Jackson dangling a baby over a balcony?
He normally tosses them off…..!
Did you hear Michael Jackson now likes girls more than boys?
He’s pushing up Daisies instead of pushing up David’s now!!
Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are false. He was in the childrens ward having a stroke..
Go trigger!!!!! lol
That'll teach me to read the whole ****in threadJust got sent it too ...Damn..
Ive just thought............
All the radio stations are playing Jackos songs this morning, it's all ive heard on every channel.
Ironic really, nobody has played his songs for the last few years (i remember 10 or so years ago, Radio 1 actually had a ban on his music), as a result the poor sod was skint. So to make some cash he announces a load of concert dates at the age of 50, takes a boat load of drugs and pain killers to help him get in shape for the dates, which the postmortum will probably say were the cause of death, dies and everyone plays his music and the royalties come flooding in.
If the radio stations had have been playing his stuff in the first place, and he was earning the royalties he'd probably not need to do the concerts and would still be alive.
Radio 1, it's all your fault, i personnally blame Joe Willey, 5lut!!
Michael Jackson has died & in the spirit of recycling he will be melted down into plastic party cups so kids can still get their lips around his rim
A bit of digression there, but good to know!
so why are people making fun of his death?
Farah Fawcett was at the pearly gates yesterday. God told her... "You have one wish before you enter the kingdom of heaven"... and Farah said "I wish all the children of the world could be safe"..........
Because we're all sick
does it really matter, people make jokes about everything, people diw every day of illnesses, but its only celberatys that get the spot light, and at the end of the day its still a money maker to the news agencys,
i was watching bbc late night news last night and they said jako was dead about a hundred times, all they could ask the usa corespondance was, so what do you think happened we aint clear whats your view, tell us precicly what happened, then showed a 2-3 min clip of some person had taken on there phone, of the ambulance turning up at jakos house,
the guy was still warm and they were getting in there for bucks,
yes sick but if the guy next door to himhad im sure they wouldnt even blink a eyelid,
and the fact there was hundreds of fans even before family had turnt up to morn mj just shows they have no respect, and just want to say "oh yer i saw everything and i was there when he arrived", they wont see fu.ck all or hear **** all so whats the point.
yes a good man and a fantastic song writer and singer but he done things that any other person would have been found and betten down, regardsless if it was true or not, but it seems many just belived what weather was the truth or not, many other people get falsly acused and serve years in jail, and when they finaly relise they got the wrong guy, do they give the poor guy anything, no! just a sorry and be on ya way, and the guy just lost 10-15 years of his life
so it makes no diffrence if people make jokes or not hes another person dead lijke any of thousands of ppl die every day, its life and it happens,
speaking of ratings and money look on sky music channels theres two pages of mj music lined up all day!
anyway, he's not dead, it's all a scam
well yes, any one can be brought out,anyway, he's not dead, it's all a scam
but for lafd,all the staff, news,hospital,2 state correners and there family, it would be a big deal, and if it was a "act" it would have been leaked at one point or anotehr so i do think hes dead
my view
well he took so many diffrent pills and the way the mj's life was heading maybe he took all that money to secure his kids future and then overdosed, and he its worth a fooking mint in life insurance, all his assets etc, and then how hard would it to be for mj to say look me ole ticker aint good but tell em im all good,maybe becasue then that would be the news leachers on his back making all kinds of speculation but i dunno
think of the pressure and stress hes had to deal with over the years
id love to be as famous as some celebratys etc, of course if i had some kinda talent, but could you deal with the press poking there nose in every second, and "oh look hes leaving his house" then get followed, get photographed when you aint looking so smart and get headlines, like "mj in a state, is he losing the plot etc"
the media pressure has caused many breakdowns and outbreaks ie b.spears, amoung others, then others will get so fuked off they lash out at the press and get charged! i hate the press even tho i dont have 1st hand experiance but having some fat photographer following me around every were i go writing sh1t that aint true and then ones the muck has stuck its hard to prve other wise
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Bloody hell Giles howz the hell are you!!!! Ant seen you since....I can't remember when! Lol...
Catch you soon bud..
Chris
so would u like it if i made fun of someone close to you passed away?
well would it matter, why you getting worked up, grow up and behave,
i aint the one that started this thread or the jokes, so think again
well i aint getting worked up for ****, it just isnt nice and right to be making fun of someone dying
Grow up?? , hes just saying its not exactly the best thing to do spend all day on here cycling the net and your emails for random jokes to then post on here.. :S..
Maybe you should find somthing better to do on a friday ? shouldnt you be at work or doing somthing construtive?
well, nobody in my family is a kiddyfiddler for a start
if you have not seen this you should its awesome-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzYnPUjvZC0
R.I.P MJ
Jokes like this could be viewed almost like a tribute (a far from fitting one mind). If you're famous enough, you get all the jokes. It's been a while since so many jokes came out in such a short time which says a lot really.
Apprarently the heart attack was caused by Michael tripping over a baby's pram. Though doctors say it's too early to blame it on the buggy.
Oh dear ...
IMO this thread is sick and i got a big dick. Put it this way if your friend or neighbour who was a father of 3? died and somebody took the piss on these boards i would expect, hope that they would be banned. For some reason though because he was a bit odd or because hes famous its ok for everyone to take the piss? The odd text joke is one thing, a thread to turn out like this one is an embarrassment for a supposedly educated owners club. BTW, not a michael jackson fan or a fan of any pop music just expected a bit more on here.
Thread closed.
anyway, he's not dead, it's all a scam
i know hes not dead . i saw Jacko talking to Elvis in tesco today
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