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  1. 24-02-2009, 16:17 #1
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    Anybody Speak Spanish

    Any of you lot speak any Spanish? Proper Spanish, not babelfish pish.

    Mate of mine has recently started getting the big friendly smile of this new girl at work, who is Spanish and really doesn't speak much English.

    Every time she see's him she's calling him'Chico' which I thought was Spanish for 'boy', not a come on, more a sorta 'talking down to' if you know what I mean.

    He on the other hand is convinced she is into him big time and it's like a 'pet' name she has come up with for him.

    Anyone know some Spanish phrases, help him out? Or seal his fate, either is good.

    Not that the rest of us at work are acheing to see him fall on his arse with this one or anything
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  2. 24-02-2009, 16:21 #2
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    Re: Anybody Speak Spanish

    Que?
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  3. 24-02-2009, 16:23 #3
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    Re: Anybody Speak Spanish

    Si!
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  4. 24-02-2009, 16:25 #4
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    Re: Anybody Speak Spanish

    Bueno!
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  5. 24-02-2009, 16:25 #5
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  6. 24-02-2009, 16:27 #6
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    Re: Anybody Speak Spanish

    Chico, is aslo a very common name for a male spanish dog.

    Señora hermosa
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  7. 24-02-2009, 16:37 #7
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    Re: Anybody Speak Spanish

    Come again?!

    Spanish dog eh??
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  8. 24-02-2009, 16:41 #8
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    Re: Anybody Speak Spanish

    Bill, tell him to form a 'ring' with his left hand using his thumb and index finger, and repidly move his right index finger in and out of said 'ring'.

    Any fecker should know what that means.


    Her response will be a good guide as to intent.
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  9. 24-02-2009, 16:44 #9
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    Re: Anybody Speak Spanish

    Quote Originally Posted by Tiny Tim View Post
    Bill, tell him to form a 'ring' with his left hand using his thumb and index finger, and repidly move his right index finger in and out of said 'ring'.

    Any fecker should know what that means.


    Her response will be a good guide as to intent.
    Now, don't get me wrong Tim, while we're all dieing to see him make an arse of himself, getting fired for gross misconduct, well...maybe a wee bit far, eh?

    Comedy gold, but not when he's getting P45'd.
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  10. 24-02-2009, 16:45 #10
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    Re: Anybody Speak Spanish

    My bad, that was step 2.


    Step 1: Ask her to spell 'misconduct' and 'inappropriate'.
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  11. 24-02-2009, 17:01 #11
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    Re: Anybody Speak Spanish

    Whatever you do, don't get him to call her 'chola' or 'cholita', lol.

    Los Loco's kick your ass,
    Los Loco's kick your face,
    Los Loco's kick your balls into out-er space!!

    Name that film
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  12. 24-02-2009, 17:06 #12
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    Re: Anybody Speak Spanish

    Ah maaaan. I havn't seen Johnny 5 and his crazy escapades for years.
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  13. 24-02-2009, 17:11 #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiny Tim View Post
    Ah maaaan. I havn't seen Johnny 5 and his crazy escapades for years.
    Ding-ding-ding! What have we got for him Johnny! (Liar Liar)
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  14. 24-02-2009, 17:18 #14
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    Re: Anybody Speak Spanish

    Yeah, looking for some killer chat up lines for him. Stuff that will get him a slap, but not fired.

    This may be a toughy
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  15. 24-02-2009, 17:26 #15
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    Re: Anybody Speak Spanish

    Try this one.

    Usted hace que mi pene va difícilmente
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  16. 24-02-2009, 17:42 #16
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    Re: Anybody Speak Spanish

    Which is...?

    I aint gonna tell him, but I wanna know!
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  17. 24-02-2009, 18:31 #17
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    Re: Anybody Speak Spanish

    Quote Originally Posted by Billy-G View Post
    Which is...?

    I aint gonna tell him, but I wanna know!
    I think it means "you make my penis go hard"
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  18. 24-02-2009, 18:34 #18
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    Re: Anybody Speak Spanish

    tell him to call her guapa
    prounounced with a w at the front
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  19. 24-02-2009, 18:36 #19
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    Re: Anybody Speak Spanish

    Quote Originally Posted by Trevhib View Post
    Whatever you do, don't get him to call her 'chola' or 'cholita', lol.

    Los Loco's kick your ass,
    Los Loco's kick your face,
    Los Loco's kick your balls into out-er space!!

    Name that film
    One of the best films ever made
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  20. 25-02-2009, 11:57 #20
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    Re: Anybody Speak Spanish

    It was on on Sunday night too "Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?"
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  21. 25-02-2009, 13:46 #21
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    Re: Anybody Speak Spanish

    Quote Originally Posted by UNICRONICUS View Post
    It was on on Sunday night too "Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?"
    Wasn't that the first one? I flicked onto it a split second before the final credits. The first one was good, but it wasn't a patch on the second.
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  22. 25-02-2009, 13:54 #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by D4WNO View Post
    I think it means "you make my penis go hard"
    Yep that is the straight tranlation!
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  23. 25-02-2009, 18:39 #23
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    Re: Anybody Speak Spanish

    Quote Originally Posted by The new Bill J View Post
    Wasn't that the first one? I flicked onto it a split second before the final credits. The first one was good, but it wasn't a patch on the second.
    Benjamin Japituya

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6TLYwelOPk
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  24. 25-02-2009, 18:55 #24
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    Re: Anybody Speak Spanish

    Quote Originally Posted by Trevhib View Post
    Benjamin Japituya

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6TLYwelOPk


    That guy's a legend
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  25. 25-02-2009, 19:19 #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by The new Bill J View Post


    That guy's a legend
    You can say that two times.
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  26. 25-02-2009, 19:29 #26
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    Re: Anybody Speak Spanish

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N-WTNCP2M4

    "duck bumps"
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  27. 25-02-2009, 19:48 #27
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    Re: Anybody Speak Spanish

    I'm crying with laughter now:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lo9Q...eature=related

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