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    Pistonheads - Renault 5 GT Turbo

    Own up who is trying to sell this that is shocking english

    http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/819742.htm

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    Re: Pistonheads - Renault 5 GT Turbo

    "groap A carb "


    Ok then

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    Re: Pistonheads - Renault 5 GT Turbo

    "stage 2 cquachater"

    Errm, a what?

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    Re: Pistonheads - Renault 5 GT Turbo

    Damn! His English sucks.

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    Re: Pistonheads - Renault 5 GT Turbo

    WTF, jeez some people, just selling a £2k car but cant spell better than my 2 year old daughter... actually i think she would asctually have done a better job at it... bet the seller talks like that down the phone... may have to do "iz dat wit da boost" phone call to the seller...

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    Re: Pistonheads - Renault 5 GT Turbo

    that is smashin

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    Re: Pistonheads - Renault 5 GT Turbo

    cquachater is an actuator...are you blind or summat?

    if you look at the guys name- 'enver huseyin' would you draw any conclusions from that? ....eton, cambridge ???

    Quote Originally Posted by The new Bill J View Post
    "stage 2 cquachater"

    Errm, a what?

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    Re: Pistonheads - Renault 5 GT Turbo

    its cos he's not english.....i got good money on that!

    Quote Originally Posted by jure View Post
    Damn! His English sucks.

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    Re: Pistonheads - Renault 5 GT Turbo

    Quote Originally Posted by Sparkie View Post
    cquachater is an actuator...are you blind or summat?

    if you look at the guys name- 'enver huseyin' would you draw any conclusions from that? ....eton, cambridge ???
    Summat?

    It's not you selling it is it?

    Well spotted, that does sound like a very posh name.

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    Re: Pistonheads - Renault 5 GT Turbo

    My email to the seller...
    "Hi der,

    Iz lookin at bying ur mota, it looked like the **** ai need.

    now den dis enzin, does it kick out 230bhp & iz dat with da boost? My mate danny az one of dese 5's and hiz lays down 11's with 300bhp can dis moto do dat?

    Wer did ya get dem biger rear spoyler front spliters and side spliters quode light fom as the look the nuts.

    would you accept cash for the car if i wer to give u £1500?

    Email back as my fone not always working"

    lets see what the seller reply's. It actually looks like an ok car, but ffs would you trust what it has had done when the seller cant be bothered to write up a decent advert for his car.

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    Re: Pistonheads - Renault 5 GT Turbo

    maybe if you wrote like this you'd get a better response?


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    Re: Pistonheads - Renault 5 GT Turbo

    Ummm

    Is it not spelt 'Hussein'?

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    Re: Pistonheads - Renault 5 GT Turbo

    Just googled his name, its actually a real name

    http://www.facebook.com/people/Enver-Huseyin/609436037

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    Re: Pistonheads - Renault 5 GT Turbo

    Quote Originally Posted by Bigfoot View Post
    ... its actually a real now

    WTF Jarvis? Make sense man!

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    Re: Pistonheads - Renault 5 GT Turbo

    Quote Originally Posted by Tiny Tim View Post
    WTF Jarvis? Make sense man!
    What do you mean I typed name at the end of it not now

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    Re: Pistonheads - Renault 5 GT Turbo

    Quote Originally Posted by Bigfoot View Post
    What do you mean I typed name at the end of it not now
    Quote P4wn4ge FTW!

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    Re: Pistonheads - Renault 5 GT Turbo

    guys hes not a member, hes had this since i had my first 5 back in 1999.

    it is looked after from what i can remember (been about five years since i had a good look at it), but he has been trying to sell it for a while.

    he lives in north london up the road from me!

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    Re: Pistonheads - Renault 5 GT Turbo

    Quote Originally Posted by Frix View Post
    guys hes not a member, hes had this since i had my first 5 back in 1999.

    it is looked after from what i can remember (been about five years since i had a good look at it), but he has been trying to sell it for a while.

    he lives in north london up the road from me!
    pop along and offer to rewrite his advert will you

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    Re: Pistonheads - Renault 5 GT Turbo

    if someone helped out with his spelling and put better pictures up, he would get good money for it.

    [quote=Frix;35030] he has been trying to sell it for a while.
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    Re: Pistonheads - Renault 5 GT Turbo

    here you go . i have translated it for you .

    I have had my car for 8 years had a lot spent on it, it has 225 bhp gasflowed head, group A carb, stage 2 turbo, stage 2 actuator, 16v cluch [good for up to 235 bhp] alloy intercooler, coppercore rad, incar boost, [up to 1.8bar] , bigger down pipe from turbo, 21/2 inch, 3inch straight through scorpion exhaust, up rated gaskets top to bottom, round 6 months tax, 6 months mot, bigger rear spoiler, front spliters, and side spliters, quad headlights, it has a crease just were passinger window starts to go up when down, don't wont to sell but need cash, for any more info, contact me thanks, I have got full service history from day one up to now, it had a full rebuild just before i got it.

    fink this is wat hee is triing to sa

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    Re: Pistonheads - Renault 5 GT Turbo

    Quote Originally Posted by bones660 View Post
    here you go . i have translated it for you .

    I have had my car for 8 years had a lot spent on it, it has 225 bhp gasflowed head, group A carb, stage 2 turbo, stage 2 actuator, 16v cluch [good for up to 235 bhp] alloy intercooler, coppercore rad, incar boost, [up to 1.8bar] , bigger down pipe from turbo, 21/2 inch, 3inch straight through scorpion exhaust, up rated gaskets top to bottom, round 6 months tax, 6 months mot, bigger rear spoiler, front spliters, and side spliters, quad headlights,go up when down, don't wont to sell but need cash, for any more info, contact me thanks, I have got full service history from day one up to now, it had a full rebuild just before i got it.

    fink this is wat hee is triing to sa
    fail.


    it has a crease just were passinger window starts to

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    Re: Pistonheads - Renault 5 GT Turbo

    this is fun, can we all join in.... you may ' want ' to, but you ' won't ' be able to.

    Quote Originally Posted by bones660 View Post
    don't wont to sell but need cash,

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    Re: Pistonheads - Renault 5 GT Turbo

    Funny thing the reply i got was in full english and pretty well explained... if only he put the effort in the orginal add.

    Got the price down as well.... but still not exactly what i am after.

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    Re: Pistonheads - Renault 5 GT Turbo

    Quote Originally Posted by Penfold View Post
    Funny thing the reply i got was in full english and pretty well explained... if only he put the effort in the orginal add.

    Got the price down as well.... but still not exactly what i am after.
    No post of reply then ????

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