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    how would you look after a celebrity

    as title suggests , the reason i ask is i mite have to look after 2 well known people on nye but i'm not the most of plesant of people ! Any ideas?

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

    Lol just do what you normally do and be a good host

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

    what try and sleep with them and if that fails beat them , can't see that working

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

    What?! That's not what you did when I was at yours. Fooks sake, that's not good for the ego at all

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

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    What?! That's not what you did when I was at yours. Fooks sake, that's not good for the ego at all
    Thats because you beat up boys otherwise

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

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    What?! That's not what you did when I was at yours. Fooks sake, that's not good for the ego at all
    That date rape must have worked a fooking treat!!! go beardo!!

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

    yer right have you seen what Dawn does to blokes !

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

    Quote Originally Posted by Beardo View Post
    as title suggests , the reason i ask is i mite have to look after 2 well known people on nye but i'm not the most of plesant of people ! Any ideas?
    Who are they?

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

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    Who are they?
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    jake ryder and that Kelly bird of emmerdale (her mum used to run the post office/shop) !

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

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    jake ryder and that Kelly bird of emmerdale (her mum used to run the post office/shop) !
    I'd make the ****s have the worst night ever

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

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    jake ryder and that Kelly bird of emmerdale (her mum used to run the post office/shop) !
    Who?

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

    ha ha ha

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

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    Who?
    he was in eastenders and married some bird in here say ???? and she is some fit bird that needs the pony fed !

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

    did they not split long ago? i only know this as a mates mum reads hello and its in the downstairs dumpstation in there house..

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

    Take 'em to ya local, invite Tricky as well, add beer to the mix, and take it from there. He'll probably cop off with the bird, leaving you to play the green baize & arrows with the geeza whilst sinking the britneys. JD

    One thing's for sure with Tricky; it'll never be a dull moment when that boy's around

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    The poor girl wouldn't survive after tricky ! Me however would be like throwing a stick down an alleyway ! lol

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

    Ben, for a start his name is JACK Ryder so maybe starting off with calling him by the correct name will help

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

    Is this her? (Adele Silva?)



    Win!

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

    Deep down every celeb wants to be treated like a normal person.

    So don't hype them up, and just speak to them as if they are your friends!


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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

    there are 2 types:

    attention whores - in which case dump them and they'll have a fun evening showing off

    normal folks - in which case don't draw attention to them with a cry of 'meet x off the telly' every chance you get.

    It's not like they're real celebs, so don't worry about it and have fun. Maybe it's just me, but I've not heard of either of them.

    Mind, I didn't recognise George Harrison after he'd been getting in my way all day

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

    Tbh i would just treat them like any old person... There just normal people...

    If you remember Lenny played by Desune Coleman he has a caravan at the same caravan site were my family have caravan's, his a normal bloke ie: no extra attention although he does well with the ladies.

    & Also Alice Chantrey is often at my G/F's Church, she is very down to earth and is often seen mucking out at her dad barn.... cant get much more "normal" than that!

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

    She was/is in Corronation Street if I remember.



    I'd tap that.

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

    Who are these people?? Am I the only one out of touch with celeb names?!

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

    I would tell her boyfriend to jog on or stay for the watch as I send her down the road like a buckled wheel

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

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    Is this her? (Adele Silva?)



    Win!

    Haha it's hamster cheeks! Ask her where she keeps her food!!!

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

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    Who are these people?? Am I the only one out of touch with celeb names?!
    Clearly you're one of the lucky few that dont get forced to watch 'Im a bankrupt "celebrety" get me onto a **** TV show' or whatever its called.

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

    ask jack for kims number for me.

    cheers

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

    Quote Originally Posted by Tiny Tim View Post
    Clearly you're one of the lucky few that dont get forced to watch 'Im a bankrupt "celebrety" get me onto a **** TV show' or whatever its called.
    Married life going well then mate?

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    Never a pleasure, always a chore...

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

    Quote Originally Posted by Mart View Post
    Is this her? (Adele Silva?)



    Win!
    I personally think she is pretty tasty sometimes.

    Not as good as some of the other girls in that emmerdale. such as...





    OFF TOPIC ALERT!!

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

    I bumped into Adele Silva in HMV on Oxford Street once. Just thought you'd all LOVE to know that

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

    Let me guess, she asked YOU for an autograph?

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    Let me guess, she asked YOU for an autograph?
    Yep, right after she bent over the top 10 rack and asked me to stick it up her

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

    answer to the question
    just treat them normal am sure they get enough grief most days so a nice day of normality would make them happy


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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

    Why are they coming to your house? You should call them by their stage names!

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

    New poster! (less than 10 posts)

    well how did it go?? did you get to dap ur hand on it????

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

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    New poster! (less than 10 posts)

    well how did it go?? did you get to dap ur hand on it????
    Subtle, i like it

    Spill the beans then

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

    Well what can i say she gives cracking head! Only joking she was the most stuck up cow i've met and Jack was a very quiet but very polite man . They both left just after midnight and i was busy at the bar so i didn't even get time to get a photo of them , oh well

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

    What bar were you working in on nye?

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

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    Well what can i say she gives cracking head! Only joking she was the most stuck up cow i've met and Jack was a very quiet but very polite man . They both left just after midnight and i was busy at the bar so i didn't even get time to get a photo of them , oh well
    A Celebrity full of their own self importance????

    NAH that must be wrong!! Wa...

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

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    What bar were you working in on nye?

    When he says 'Busy at the bar' he means drinking

    Slug and Lettuce by the Quay

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

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    What bar were you working in on nye?

    Slug and lettuce , i don't actually work there but one of my mates runs it and i help out if they get stuck

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

    No offence to the Slug and Lettuce, I've been there and it's not exactly a celebrity hotspot lol. Why on earth were they there?

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

    Quote Originally Posted by D4WNO View Post
    No offence to the Slug and Lettuce, I've been there and it's not exactly a celebrity hotspot lol. Why on earth were they there?
    Because Harrison goes there. Its the place to be seen in.

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

    Quote Originally Posted by D4WNO View Post
    No offence to the Slug and Lettuce, I've been there and it's not exactly a celebrity hotspot lol. Why on earth were they there?
    Like Tiny said Harrison goes there and plus the great Beardo drinks there and they wanted to see if i existed

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

    I've been there twice you know, I think it's because of me

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

    Quote Originally Posted by D4WNO View Post
    I've been there twice you know, I think it's because of me
    Maybe they would be hoping for a pub brawl with you there.

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    I've never been there, I think that's why they went

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

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    I've never been there, I think that's why they went



    Beautiful

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    Re: how would you look after a celebrity

    Are we talking about Harrison Ford?

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