I think we shound try to sell the experience of whats it actually like owning the cars, rather than what we've been upto and your opinion of how the car is viewed. If we were to win the readers over with the relationship you develop with the car's it might be cool.
My opinion is that whoever writes it should say something about the turbo lag, the smell of the car (might just be mine a bit petrolly in the cab haha), the sound etc. Stuff people can relate too (I love how my car smells like my dad's old VW workshop). People would probably be more interested in the 5's if we try and sell the experience of what its actually like owning one.
We all know about the jap styled body kitted cars with flip paint but let's maybe not bring it up haha.
Just my two cents...
(p.s, I do like how your text read's though Steve)