Look even more like a cock with this ltd edition Handy Andy Big Fat Racing Hat.
Available in just one colour (this colour) as he only left the 1 round my house some time ago.
One size fits all, I've been wearing this for about a month now and Handy before me for some time, and no matter what size melon you put in it, it snapps onto it and holds fast like velcro.
Burger-King Pass (TM) - as an added bonus, this hat is recognised by the BK chain and upon approaching the counter, all staff have been instructed to 'staff up' to cope with the extra demand.
Unfortunately, the 'bull**** inhibitor' does not work on this model as anyone will know that has heard the utter drivel that comes out of his mouth on a regular basis.
Feel a part of the cock community that only this hat could bring.
This LTD edition hat is also an investment! Once Handy actually gets his car on the road, it's only a matter of time before the inevitable happens and due to posthumous financial accreditation can only go up, up, up, in value as opposed to side, slide, crash, burn death. Scorch marks can be added for authenticity.
£20,000 ono (approximately the cost of the Blue coffin of death (BCOD))
Available from May onwards - cos it's the only hat I've got ATM unless FatttyChristmas pops in with one.