Anchor man
Smells like big foots dick
60% the time it works everytime.
There is 2 for starters....
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Anchor man
Smells like big foots dick
60% the time it works everytime.
There is 2 for starters....
nobody puts baby in the corner :D
"Hey Zeus".... Why you keep calling me hey Zeus my names Zeus as in father of Apollo, mount Olympus don't fcuk with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass ZEUS.
Die hard with avengance.
'' what's the weather doing " "spitting"
"Still spitting reg".
Krays
"Say hello to my little friend"
Girl "Hi, would you like to come in for a coffee or something"
Guy "Yeah, I'd love a coffee"
Girl "I don't have any coffee"
Guy "How about the or something"
•Pulls c0ck out•
John Holmes - porno
Remember that one.:agree:Quote:
Originally Posted by dangerous dave
so many good quotes from anchor man, ron is the manQuote:
Originally Posted by westytce
Yellow tracksuit :agree: he never did get a coffee but I'm pretty some she got the cream.Quote:
Originally Posted by casper
That's the one Dave,I think that film was my first ever look at a porn film,and I'm 40 now.For some reason that yellow track suit is unforgettable.haQuote:
Originally Posted by dangerous dave
"This is Sparta" From the film 300.
"Yo Adrian,I did it"Rocky
Will smith in Bad Boys.
My sh!t always works sometimes !!
Alan Ford in Snatch
Do you know what nemisis means?
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an approite agent
Pasonified in this case by an horrible C**T....... Me
Naked gun
Nice beaver
Thank you I just had it stuffed
Predator
"I ain't got time to bleed"
Well he did when he zapped his chest out!!
The mini gun he had :eek:. Now to have ago on one of them I would sell my 5 in a heart beat.. 3000-6000 rounds a min.. Makes Scarface look like a pussy :)
"The flux capacitor, it's what makes time travel possible"
"Do you like chicken"yes"well suck my **** its foul"
I love lamp.
It's so dam hot.... milk was a bad choice.
I want to be on you. ...
Diversity what jn the hell is diversity.
Duse what's mine say. Dude....
What's mine say. Sweet
What's mine say... dude
Whats mine say... sweet. ......
Bond.... James Bond
"Sh!t."
"What"
"Rollers"
"Nah"
"Yep"
"Sh!t"
:laugh:
Snatch
That's a f#cking anti aircraft gun Vincent.
He did the stare and drive on you didn't he, he gets that from me.
You look like a bunch of retards ****ing a doorknob!
"We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat"
Jaws
Love the Tony Montana and Predator lines.:agree:
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"Hey GI baby, me so horny. Me so Horny. Me love you long time. You party?
Me love you long time. Me so horny....."
Full Metal Jacket.
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer
Ace Ventura :)
" I won't call him Dad .. Ever.. Even in a fire"
Will Farrell - step brothers
Freeze mothaa bitches..... bad boys. Shop scence
Another favourite of mine:
It's a Catalina Fukcin wine mixer
Quote:
Originally Posted by m5tt
Fantastic film :agree::laugh:
Red dwarf
Smoke me a kipper il be back for breakfast.
Not a film or not yet anyway I know, but don't care:D
What a guy... LolQuote:
Originally Posted by SCHWARTZ
Bad santa
"I am gonna f*ck you so hard up the @rse you wont sh*t solid for a week"
Stoke me a clipper ill be back for Christmas!
Red dwarf is genius.
"if he dies, he dies."
Rocky 4
Back up put the gun down and give me a packet of tropical fruit bubblious.Quote:
Originally Posted by B18ftMOJO5
And some skittles.
Life is like a box of chocolates.
Forest gump
POW...!!Quote:
Originally Posted by TopCat
We ain't got no booze. Kelly's heroes
Great Scott....
:laugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by TopCat
boats and hoes!
My son cried rape "he had that look in his eyes"Quote:
Originally Posted by LeeR5GTT
Boats and hoes!!
My ballfroQuote:
Originally Posted by TopCat
Thats so funny, I laughed so hard I fell of my dynasourQuote:
Originally Posted by TopCat
Your singing is like a mix of Jesus and fergieQuote:
Originally Posted by m5tt
I wanna roll you up into a little ball and shove you up my vagina...
Slough in the goonies - hay you guys
Ray winston scum- where's ya tool, what tool, this f***ing tool
Arnie in terminator - I want your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
Billy the blind kid in dumb and dumber - pretty bird yes pretty bird polly wanna cracker :laugh:
dante: "just found out my girlfriend has sucked 37 dicks.."
randal: "in a row ?!"
clerks
:laugh: brilliantQuote:
Originally Posted by Scoff
"Keep The Change, You Filthy Animal"
Home Alone
Sloth. Hey you guys.Quote:
Originally Posted by philr5t
Spastic
Google image what I put then you clever c**t :laugh: then tell me who's the spastic :cooter:Quote:
Originally Posted by car.crash
Slough is where I live.
Sloth is what the guy who won the xfactor looks like.
“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
Shooter McGavin - 'I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast'
Happy Gilmore - 'you eat pieces of **** for Breakfast?'
:agree:
:laugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by TNT ANDY
I Like another quote (a joke) from predator goes something like this:
Hawkins: Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."
[Billy stares blankly]
Hawkins: See, cuz of the echo.
I eat his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Friday series " they ain't 20s " " nah they 10s I keep em clean tho "
" everytime I come in the kitchen you in the kitchen......"
Anchorman " I want to be on you "
" where did you get those clothes? The toilet store?"
Mad max " a fella, a quick fella might have a weapon under there I'd have to pin his head to the panel "
" you've seen it you've heard it you still don't believe it max ?"
Plus loads more
And of course: Yippie ki yay mother-f***er From the die hard movies, the best on in die hard 2 where he blows up the boeing 747.. :)
Rolling with the nines:
dc white: (door knock, bang bang bang), you got some tings for me bhoy?!
Gangster: yo who's dis?
Dc white: it's Camelot u c£&t, u won the fu@&ing lottery!!
50 eggs nobody can eat 50 eggs
"Dude I almost had you"
"You never had me ya never had your car"
"We nose a few tings, and one of the tings we nose is"Quote:
Originally Posted by westy94
could pretty much pick any line from the film but "chill winston" is a firm fav for calming staff at work !!:wasntme:
and i cant believe no one has mentioned "i feel the need ......................
To breed? That's another porno isn't it.Quote:
Originally Posted by mike r5 gtt
I'll be back
:agree::agree:Quote:
Originally Posted by westy94
Without a doubt the most recognisable quote ever.:agree::agree:Quote:
Originally Posted by RussellT
hey lazer lips, ya mumma was a snow blower...
If you have a guide you don't need a tv.
Lost boys.
"King Kong ain't got sh!t on me"
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6KrNpxODiDA
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gttnutter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp3x6l5dZp8..............:laugh: so funny
"i have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and im all out of bubblegum":cool::D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso
from john carpenters film they live :smokin:
"mavricks supersonic ill be there in 30 seconds":cool:
I am guna get a copie of this film looks ace!Quote:
Originally Posted by HAndy
Frank and beans. .....
Is his chuck really out of his pants?
Yep. ... oh no
Now it's a party. ...
Quality quote but can you name the film?:
You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself.
"Is that a sh1t"
mark wahlberg
Andy M "Get Carter"
"You know when I said I'd kill you last? I liiiiiied".
"The only thing that matters is my Chenny (Jenny)".
"Let off some steam, Bennett".
Great film :D
Pretty much any of the one-liners from Snatch & Lock Stock as well :)
:agree:Quote:
Originally Posted by RussellT
One of the best British films of the 70s. Remake was rubbish in comparison!
Jack Burton/ big trouble in little china.
"Jack burton me"
"It's all in the reflexes"
And all his frases!
Get Carter
One of the best films ever let alone British, no special effects no CGI just a superb gritty storyline and a magnificent cast led by M Caine at his mean and moody best, there is even a sad character called Thorpe.
Apparently Rod Stewart wasnt too impressed with the scene where his future wife Brit Eckland writhed seminaked on her bed talking to Carter on the phone.
.xXx
Bitches come :)
One of my life regrets never saying these words :)
This glue is for my submarines
and dont think i havent noticed because i do right.
Buy your own fu*kin glue
Twin town
Appologies for being a little late to the party with this one but I just had one of those moments where you remember something great from a film
http://youtu.be/nWRxPDhd3d0
:laugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Slammed 66
quality film :agree: