is some1 playin me up!?

[Blick]

got my car on pistonheads and just been messaged this.....

hi mate sweet init would u swap for me moms nissan micra 1.0 with new 17 wheels 2xsubs kn airfilter lowered 40mill big bore exhaust and a40inch tv

My Phone No: 07********** (edited by mod to take out the phone number)

[Blick]

some1 has 2 be takin the piss.... :p if this guy is 4 real he really needs2 go play in the rd..

[Andrew Cooke]

does it include his mom?

[Blick]

does it include his mom?

i shall find out ;):laugh:

[J$£5GTT]

:laugh:.....lets all bombard him with txts....:laugh::D

[Blick]

:laugh:.....lets all bombard him with txts....:laugh::D

hahaha all askin if we can swap our 5s for his mom.... sod the telly and the micra. :agree:

[wrightygtt]

Is that a no then Dude?
I've been waiting for your call???

[Schakal]

Is that a no then Dude?
I've been waiting for your call???


:laugh::laugh:

[Sparkie]

don't knock the 1 litre micra's. They are good cars ;)
and i think you'll find a 2000 reg one is worth about the same as a gt turbo.:laugh:

[scratcher]

:laugh:.....lets all bombard him with txts....:laugh::D

Bring out the best 'Your Mum' jokes :laugh:

[Blick]

Is that a no then Dude?
I've been waiting for your call???

:laugh::laugh::agree:

[Blick]

don't knock the 1 litre micra's. They are good cars ;)
and i think you'll find a 2000 reg one is worth about the same as a gt turbo.:laugh:

it would hav2 come with a balaclava 4 me 2 drive that..... and with a big bore and 2 subs!!!?? the last thing i would need is for people 2 hear me comin up the rd in that....:wasntme: i would wannabe stealth silent. :agree:

[Sparkie]

standard, they are silent....can go everywhere incognito.

[Blick]

standard, they are silent....can go everywhere incognito.

just seen your old motor up at cgb.... looked very nice :)

[The new Bill J]

some1 has 2 be takin the piss.... :p if this guy is 4 real he really needs2 go play in the rd..

:cry:

one
to
for

[UNICRONICUS]

Close, but to count it's one, two, three, four ;)

[The new Bill J]

Close, but to count it's one, two, three, four ;)

Erm, I typed for because that's what I meant, not four. ThereFORE, I wasn't counting :cooter:

[The new Bill J]

Oh, and don't get me started on the to :laugh:

[Blick]

:cry:

one
to
for

bill you need2 get out more.... :p been waitin 4 you 2 pull me up on the number use situation.... :coffee::laugh:

[The new Bill J]

Well you're not a lazy 13 year old sending text messages, are you? :scared:

Oh, and maybe you're the one who needs to get out more, if you've been waiting for me to "pull you up on the number use" :p

[Blick]

:rolleyes::laugh::laugh:

[wrightygtt]

fine, i'll take my Micra, mum and 40inch Plazma elsewhere:denied:

[Blick]

fine, i'll take my Micra, mum and 40inch Plazma elsewhere:denied:

haha :D:cooter:

[Trevhib]

Your mum is so fat, when she goes to the cinema she sits next to everybody.

[rs250nut]

Your mum is like a double decker bus, everyone gets a go on top

[Blick]

Your mom is so fat, she got more rolls then a pastry truck

[ScottGT]

Your mom is so fat that when she goes to a resteraunt and is handed the menu she says yes please!

[wrightygtt]

Your mum is so FAT I had to roll over twice to get off of her:cooter:

[J$£5GTT]

standard, they are silent....can go everywhere incognito.


:agree:

[UNICRONICUS]

Erm, I typed for because that's what I meant, not four. ThereFORE, I wasn't counting :cooter:
I never would have guessed...

[Sparkie]

:agree:

its true, you drive around in your gtt's and people recognise you no matter where you go, people look, young boys stare and old ladies tut.
there is basically a K11 micra on every street, they are everywhere. - no one bats an eyelid. - i've driven past people i know in mine and they haven't recognised me.
did i mention they are very reliable? and mine does 100 miles to £10 of petrol ??

[J$£5GTT]

its true, you drive around in your gtt's and people recognise you no matter where you go, people look, young boys stare and old ladies tut.
there is basically a K11 micra on every street, they are everywhere. - no one bats an eyelid. - i've driven past people i know in mine and they haven't recognised me.
did i mention they are very reliable? and mine does 100 miles to £10 of petrol ??


agree,a few mates have had them an its kinda relaxing as far as folk dont
bat an eyelid an no unwanted attention etc..park anywhere...

except a mate a few yrs ago who had one an had the logo-

pussy puller stickered down the side...:laugh:...kid you not..:D:cooter:

[rs250nut]

Your mum has had more pricks in her than a second hand pinny cushion.:cooter:

[wrightygtt]

Your moms so FAT, she once went on a seafood diet, When ever she saw food she ate it!:cartman:

[Penfold aka The Dealer]

your mum is sooo fat when i am on top i burn my arse on the light bulb!

you mum is so fat when her pager goes off, people thought she was backing up

Your mums armpits are so hairy, she looks likes she has bob marley in aheadlock

Your mamma's so fat, when i swerved to avoid her in the street i ran out of petrol.

[J$£5GTT]

your mum is so fat the lifeguard had to tell her to get off the beach so the
tide could come in...
:laugh: