Michael Jackson dead

[Gymnast]

On the news now ... confirmed by Reuters

Michael Jackson has just died of a heart attack :(

[bye_all_c_ya]

beat me to it :) was just going to post it

[FurioKid]

but nobody will confirm yet

[Gymnast]

And I had tickets to see him in the summer :(

Admittedly he would have been moonwalking in a wheelchair but didn't get to see him doing his History tour when I was younger

[stuTHC]

What? after just collecting all that cash from his concert tickets he's now popped his moonwalking clogs? hmmm, maybe he's bought a house on Robert Maxwell Island

[bye_all_c_ya]

sky news

[Gymnast]

lol, well, I'm assuming the money will be refunded ... it better be!!!

[D4WNO]

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Showbiz-News/Michael-Jackson-Heart-Attack-TMZ-Report-Singer-Has-Been-Rushed-To-Hospital-After-Cardiac-Arrest-/Article/200906415319936?lpos=Showbiz_News_Carousel_Region_ 0&lid=ARTICLE_15319936_Michael_Jackson_Heart_Attack% 3A_TMZ_Report_Singer_Has_Been_Rushed_To_Hospital_A fter_Cardiac_Arrest (http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Showbiz-News/Michael-Jackson-Heart-Attack-TMZ-Report-Singer-Has-Been-Rushed-To-Hospital-After-Cardiac-Arrest-/Article/200906415319936?lpos=Showbiz_News_Carousel_Region_ 0&lid=ARTICLE_15319936_Michael_Jackson_Heart_Attack% 3A_TMZ_Report_Singer_Has_Been_Rushed_To_Hospital_A fter_Cardiac_Arrest)_

[FurioKid]

lol, well, I'm assuming the money will be refunded ... it better be!!!

might be a tribute act?

[Mart]

What? after just collecting all that cash from his concert tickets he's now popped his moonwalking clogs? hmmm, maybe he's bought a house on Robert Maxwell Island

You know, I was just thinking the same thing. If he has died, I'm genuinely sorry to hear that, but the keyword there is 'if'. He's in a whole world of debt, has just trousered £50m (or whatever it was) for the O2 gigs, and hasn't yet performed his first comeback concert.

In this day & age of cynicism, trust no-one, suspect everyone...

[Gymnast]

might be a tribute act?

they can tribute this ... :cooter:

[FurioKid]

You know, I was just thinking the same thing. If he has died, I'm genuinely sorry to hear that, but the keyword there is 'if'. He's in a whole world of debt, has just trousered £50m (or whatever it was) for the O2 gigs, and hasn't yet performed his first comeback concert.

In this day & age of cynicism, trust no-one, suspect everyone...

very true, had crossed my mind :agree:

[Gymnast]

You know, I was just thinking the same thing. If he has died, I'm genuinely sorry to hear that, but the keyword there is 'if'. He's in a whole world of debt, has just trousered £50m (or whatever it was) for the O2 gigs, and hasn't yet performed his first comeback concert.

In this day & age of cynicism, trust no-one, suspect everyone...

TBH, we were talking about that just the other day, not if he died, but if he did a runner ... there was already talk of him cancelling shows and suddenly turning round saying he only agreed to about 5 shows, not 50! so either way, the chances are they wouldn't have gone ahead anyway

[Mart]

Call me harsh, but I reckon it's a Robert Maxwell job all over again...

[FurioKid]

theres bound to be a conspiracy theory come out if he has died, same as elvis etc

[car.crash]

he was a fecking freak show anyway.

[Gymnast]

Another wierdo, Uri Geller, is being interviewed now ... he sounds dodgy and can't comment on the last time he and MJ spoke

New reports are he's in a coma ...

Here we go! How many different stories ... ?

[IANMM]

L.A Times has reported that he is in a coma...??

[FurioKid]

Yeah so far no one can confirm anything, and there'll be more stories in the papers tomoz morning

[car.crash]

i hope hes not dead, i want to see how a man who cant walk anywhere without a stick plans to do 40 gigs at the 02 :wasntme:

[FurioKid]

i hope hes not dead, i want to see how a man who cant walk anywhere without a stick plans to do 40 gigs at the 02 :wasntme:

via strings, be like a puppet

latest though is that he has actually died though

[raj]

yes he's dead.!

[Mart]

Looks pretty much confirmed now.

Freaky feck Uri Geller is currently doing the rounds with the various tv stations... :jerkoff: :sad2:

[JRP]

This just ruint my night, yeah he is or was a weirdo butgood tunes!!

[D4WNO]

I'm glad I'm not on call tonight, I'd be up til the wee hours of the morning (I work for a newspaper and magazine distributor for publishers and we cover 65% of the UK lol)

I'm thinking of my colleague tonight :laugh:

[TrixNFlix]

This just ruint my night, yeah he is or was a weirdo butgood tunes!!

And what amazing tunes they were.:agree:

[car.crash]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/4-Michael-Jackson-Hospitality-Tickets-seated-together_W0QQitemZ160340799447QQcmdZViewItemQQptZU K_Tickets_Tickets_LE?hash=item25550e6fd7&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=65%3A16%7C66%3A4%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318%7 C301%3A1%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A200

thats a business plan that FAILED

[R5GTTRaider]

nevermind,he made good tunes,but hes had his time, theres many thousands of people that die every day of them
maybe brought ticket will be to attend his funeral instead?

might even sing thriller!

[JRP]

http://www.michaeljackson.com/tickets/


hmmmmm

[FurioKid]

nevermind,he made good tunes,but hes had his time, theres many thousands of people that die every day of them
maybe brought ticket will be to attend his funeral instead?

might even sing thriller!

:laugh:

[JRP]

http://www.ismichaeljacksonalive.com/

[FurioKid]

http://www.ismichaeljacksonalive.com/

that didn't take long, waiting for the txt jokes to make the rounds

[JRP]

http://ismichaeljacksonazombieyet.com/

[JRP]

They won't know what to do with his corpse. If they bury him he'll never biodegrade and if they burn him he'll release toxic fumes. Only solution: recycling.

[THE MASTER]

You know, I was just thinking the same thing. If he has died, I'm genuinely sorry to hear that, but the keyword there is 'if'. He's in a whole world of debt, has just trousered £50m (or whatever it was) for the O2 gigs, and hasn't yet performed his first comeback concert.

In this day & age of cynicism, trust no-one, suspect everyone...
im sure i saw jacko in TESCO today talking to Elvis
:cool:;)

[dave j gtt]

You know, I was just thinking the same thing. If he has died, I'm genuinely sorry to hear that, but the keyword there is 'if'. He's in a whole world of debt, has just trousered £50m (or whatever it was) for the O2 gigs, and hasn't yet performed his first comeback concert.

In this day & age of cynicism, trust no-one, suspect everyone...


am in the same veiw. and couldnt of worded it as well ;) out of practise on writing :laugh:

[THE MASTER]

i know there is gonna be some joking around . but you cant take away the m/j music and thats wot he was all about
im bad

for me i will miss his music

i wounder if paul mackarnny is gonna get those beatles track back
;)

[minty83]

anybody want to adopt a monkey?:wasntme:

[THE MASTER]

anybody want to adopt a monkey?:wasntme:
there could be another adition to . da da da waiait for it

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=monkey+world+dorset&meta=&aq=0&oq=monkey+world

[THE MASTER]

realy thats just me messing around . ive found the real link
;)
http://www.monkeyworld.org/

[minty83]

realy thats just me messing around . ive found the real link
;)
http://www.monkeyworld.org/
roll up roll up.... monkey with a white glove doing the moon walk:laugh:

[minty83]

all jokes a side... he always wanted to be white like casper....:p

[THE MASTER]

roll up roll up.... monkey with a white glove doing the moon walk:laugh:

Bubbles is a chimpanzee (http://www.rtoc.org/wiki/Chimpanzee), known for his association with the late American recording artist Michael Jackson (http://www.rtoc.org/wiki/Michael_Jackson). Jackson adopted the three year old chimp from a cancer research (http://www.rtoc.org/wiki/Cancer_research) clinic in Texas (http://www.rtoc.org/wiki/Texas). Despite the pair enjoying a close relationship, many media sources mocked their friendship while reporting many false stories on the duo. The public thought of Jackson as a bizarre eccentric, obsessed with recapturing his childhood, and he was subsequently dubbed "Wacko Jacko". Bubbles sat in for the recording sessions of the Bad (http://www.rtoc.org/wiki/Bad_(album)) album and escorted Jackson for the filming of the "Bad (http://www.rtoc.org/wiki/Bad_(Michael_Jackson_song))" music video. During the Bad World Tour (http://www.rtoc.org/wiki/Bad_World_Tour), he and the singer shared a two-bedroom hotel suite in Tokyo (http://www.rtoc.org/wiki/Tokyo).
Bubbles initially resided at the Jackson family (http://www.rtoc.org/wiki/Jackson_family)'s Encino (http://www.rtoc.org/wiki/Encino) home, but moved to Neverland Ranch (http://www.rtoc.org/wiki/Neverland_Ranch) in 1988, where he slept in a crib at the corner of Jackson's bedroom. Bubbles was allowed to use Jackson's private toilet, although the chimp sometimes wore a diaper (http://www.rtoc.org/wiki/Diaper). In a 2003 documentary, Living with Michael Jackson (http://www.rtoc.org/wiki/Living_with_Michael_Jackson), the singer revealed to journalist Martin Bashir (http://www.rtoc.org/wiki/Martin_Bashir) that Bubbles had become overly aggressive. He was removed to an animal sanctuary over fears he may attack Jackson's newborn son, Prince Michael II.

[THE MASTER]

roll up roll up.... monkey with a white glove doing the moon walk:laugh:
ive found a picky
perhaps i should put this monkey on Ebay
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n241/gems_23/Picture021.jpg;)

[THE MASTER]

wahooo ive just thought of saommat
my org thriller album has just dubbled in price
im keeping hold of my ten inch 45 glen miller
;)

[minty83]

fair to much time on your hands lol

[THE MASTER]

fair to much time on your hands lol
my hands are big i have pleanty of time

lol
:cooter::smokin:;)

[minty83]

thought this was a renault site not a dating agency:eek::p:cooter:

[THE MASTER]

thought this was a renault site not a dating agency:eek::p:cooter:
as always way off track . but ive got the skill to bring it back
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF0o-W5uu8o
;)

[minty83]

as always way off track . but ive got the skill to bring it back
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF0o-W5uu8o
;)
lmao:wasntme:

[minty83]

just a bit of info for u... u dont actually need the indicators in the wings for the mot as the front end 1's wrap round... some early ph1 never had them from factory. so if u remove them.. not a fail but if there there and dont work fail!

[Alex]

A bit of digression there, but good to know! :D

[djinuk]

im truely gutted to hear this, the guy was a legend back in his day, admitidly he went a bit strange, but i persoanlly never believed all the crap about him, end of the day the amount of fame and money he once had could change most people, and then the news and paparazi will always work there magic to proove things by there misguided use of photos.

Terrible terrible shame, gutting to hear, another legend from the world gone..

Soon all world wil be even duller than it is now :disagree::disagree::disagree:

[Penfold aka The Dealer]

to be fair, i liked his music, have tickets to see him next month, i am gutted i will never be able to say to my kids i saw him live at a concert.

[R5GTTRaider]

wahooo ive just thought of saommat
my org thriller album has just dubbled in price
im keeping hold of my ten inch 45 glen miller
;)
i got quite a few of his songs on lp think there worth anything now?

[R5GTTRaider]

heard that out of respect McDonalds are releasing the "McJackson burger", which will be 50yr old meat between 10yr old buns....




undertakers have just announced that MJ will be melted down and made into plastic toys.... so the kids can play with him for a change!!!!

[stuTHC]

Apparently the heart attack was brought on by food posioning after he ate a 1 year old sausage

[Mart]

What's the difference between Michael Jackson & Alex Ferguson?

Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August.

[stuTHC]

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson? Ferguson will be playing Giggs this year

[stuTHC]

Doh!!!

:laugh:

[Mart]

;)

[Bigfoot]

Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are INCORRECT!!!!!








He has been found in the Childrens Ward having a stroke!

[Kenobi]

Jacko got Whacko'd.

[UNICRONICUS]

:laugh: And so it starts...

[R5GTTRaider]

oh no!!! it appears it was a drug affected heart attack... they found class A in the kitchen, class B in the bathroom & class 4B in the bedroom!!!

i'm sorry, i think i made a mistake... it turns out it had nothing to do with drugs or a heart attack, he had an allergic reaction after eating 12yr old nuts....

[bigdikky5]

i had tickets 2. doh.......... great music but ahhhh well at least he cant f*ck up bein a legend of music now. bubbles with a glove i wanna c in concert

[Gymnast]

bubbles with a glove i wanna c in concert

I have 2 tickets as well, but the state he was in you'd have probably got a better performance from a chimp :p

[Gymnast]

The autopsy has so far ruled out the sunshine, the moonlight and the good times as cause of death, but the boogie is still a possibility. I hear it was touch and go, and that was just when passing through the children's ward.

[UNICRONICUS]

What’s odd about Michael Jackson dangling a baby over a balcony?

He normally tosses them off…..!

[UNICRONICUS]

Did you hear Michael Jackson now likes girls more than boys?

He’s pushing up Daisies instead of pushing up David’s now!!

[Sy5GTT]

Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are false. He was in the childrens ward having a stroke..

[Nayls]

Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are false. He was in the childrens ward having a stroke..


Go trigger!!!!! lol

[Sy5GTT]

That'll teach me to read the whole ****in thread :ashamed: Just got sent it too ...Damn..

[stuTHC]

Ive just thought............

All the radio stations are playing Jackos songs this morning, it's all ive heard on every channel.

Ironic really, nobody has played his songs for the last few years (i remember 10 or so years ago, Radio 1 actually had a ban on his music), as a result the poor sod was skint. So to make some cash he announces a load of concert dates at the age of 50, takes a boat load of drugs and pain killers to help him get in shape for the dates, which the postmortum will probably say were the cause of death, dies and everyone plays his music and the royalties come flooding in.
If the radio stations had have been playing his stuff in the first place, and he was earning the royalties he'd probably not need to do the concerts and would still be alive.

Radio 1, it's all your fault, i personnally blame Joe Willey, 5lut!!

[Gymnast]

Michael Jackson has died & in the spirit of recycling he will be melted down into plastic party cups so kids can still get their lips around his rim

[BriC]

A bit of digression there, but good to know! :D

:laugh:

[5alldaway]

so why are people making fun of his death?

[Gymnast]

Farah Fawcett was at the pearly gates yesterday. God told her... "You have one wish before you enter the kingdom of heaven"... and Farah said "I wish all the children of the world could be safe"..........

[UNICRONICUS]

so why are people making fun of his death?

Because we're all sick :scratch:

[R5GTTRaider]

so why are people making fun of his death?
does it really matter, people make jokes about everything, people diw every day of illnesses, but its only celberatys that get the spot light, and at the end of the day its still a money maker to the news agencys,

i was watching bbc late night news last night and they said jako was dead about a hundred times, all they could ask the usa corespondance was, so what do you think happened we aint clear whats your view, tell us precicly what happened, then showed a 2-3 min clip of some person had taken on there phone, of the ambulance turning up at jakos house,
the guy was still warm and they were getting in there for bucks,
yes sick but if the guy next door to himhad im sure they wouldnt even blink a eyelid,

and the fact there was hundreds of fans even before family had turnt up to morn mj just shows they have no respect, and just want to say "oh yer i saw everything and i was there when he arrived", they wont see fu.ck all or hear **** all so whats the point.

yes a good man and a fantastic song writer and singer but he done things that any other person would have been found and betten down, regardsless if it was true or not, but it seems many just belived what weather was the truth or not, many other people get falsly acused and serve years in jail, and when they finaly relise they got the wrong guy, do they give the poor guy anything, no! just a sorry and be on ya way, and the guy just lost 10-15 years of his life

so it makes no diffrence if people make jokes or not hes another person dead lijke any of thousands of ppl die every day, its life and it happens,

speaking of ratings and money look on sky music channels theres two pages of mj music lined up all day!

[Gymnast]

anyway, he's not dead, it's all a scam :devil:

[R5GTTRaider]

anyway, he's not dead, it's all a scam :devil:
well yes, any one can be brought out,
but for lafd,all the staff, news,hospital,2 state correners and there family, it would be a big deal, and if it was a "act" it would have been leaked at one point or anotehr so i do think hes dead

my view

well he took so many diffrent pills and the way the mj's life was heading maybe he took all that money to secure his kids future and then overdosed, and he its worth a fooking mint in life insurance, all his assets etc, and then how hard would it to be for mj to say look me ole ticker aint good but tell em im all good,maybe becasue then that would be the news leachers on his back making all kinds of speculation but i dunno
think of the pressure and stress hes had to deal with over the years

id love to be as famous as some celebratys etc, of course if i had some kinda talent, but could you deal with the press poking there nose in every second, and "oh look hes leaving his house" then get followed, get photographed when you aint looking so smart and get headlines, like "mj in a state, is he losing the plot etc"
the media pressure has caused many breakdowns and outbreaks ie b.spears, amoung others, then others will get so fuked off they lash out at the press and get charged! i hate the press even tho i dont have 1st hand experiance but having some fat photographer following me around every were i go writing sh1t that aint true and then ones the muck has stuck its hard to prve other wise

[Chris Rinkydink]

New poster! (less than 10 posts)

Bloody hell Giles howz the hell are you!!!! Ant seen you since....I can't remember when! Lol...

Catch you soon bud..

Chris:eek:

[5alldaway]

does it really matter, people make jokes about everything, people diw every day of illnesses, but its only celberatys that get the spot light, and at the end of the day its still a money maker to the news agencys,

i was watching bbc late night news last night and they said jako was dead about a hundred times, all they could ask the usa corespondance was, so what do you think happened we aint clear whats your view, tell us precicly what happened, then showed a 2-3 min clip of some person had taken on there phone, of the ambulance turning up at jakos house,
the guy was still warm and they were getting in there for bucks,
yes sick but if the guy next door to himhad im sure they wouldnt even blink a eyelid,

and the fact there was hundreds of fans even before family had turnt up to morn mj just shows they have no respect, and just want to say "oh yer i saw everything and i was there when he arrived", they wont see fu.ck all or hear **** all so whats the point.

yes a good man and a fantastic song writer and singer but he done things that any other person would have been found and betten down, regardsless if it was true or not, but it seems many just belived what weather was the truth or not, many other people get falsly acused and serve years in jail, and when they finaly relise they got the wrong guy, do they give the poor guy anything, no! just a sorry and be on ya way, and the guy just lost 10-15 years of his life

so it makes no diffrence if people make jokes or not hes another person dead lijke any of thousands of ppl die every day, its life and it happens,

speaking of ratings and money look on sky music channels theres two pages of mj music lined up all day!

so would u like it if i made fun of someone close to you passed away?

[R5GTTRaider]

well would it matter, why you getting worked up, grow up and behave,

i aint the one that started this thread or the jokes, so think again

[5alldaway]

well i aint getting worked up for ****, it just isnt nice and right to be making fun of someone dying

[djinuk]

well would it matter, why you getting worked up, grow up and behave,

i aint the one that started this thread or the jokes, so think again

Grow up?? , hes just saying its not exactly the best thing to do spend all day on here cycling the net and your emails for random jokes to then post on here.. :S..

Maybe you should find somthing better to do on a friday ? shouldnt you be at work or doing somthing construtive?

[Gymnast]

so would u like it if i made fun of someone close to you passed away?

:confused:

well, nobody in my family is a kiddyfiddler for a start

[J$£5GTT]

if you have not seen this you should its awesome-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzYnPUjvZC0

:)

R.I.P MJ

[Trevhib]

Jokes like this could be viewed almost like a tribute (a far from fitting one mind). If you're famous enough, you get all the jokes. It's been a while since so many jokes came out in such a short time which says a lot really.

Apprarently the heart attack was caused by Michael tripping over a baby's pram. Though doctors say it's too early to blame it on the buggy.

[Gymnast]

Apprarently the heart attack was caused by Michael tripping over a baby's pram. Though doctors say it's too early to blame it on the buggy.

Oh dear ...

;)

[DaveMayGTT]

IMO this thread is sick and i got a big dick. Put it this way if your friend or neighbour who was a father of 3? died and somebody took the piss on these boards i would expect, hope that they would be banned. For some reason though because he was a bit odd or because hes famous its ok for everyone to take the piss? The odd text joke is one thing, a thread to turn out like this one is an embarrassment for a supposedly educated owners club. BTW, not a michael jackson fan or a fan of any pop music just expected a bit more on here.

[Sir Mod]

Thread closed.

[THE MASTER]

anyway, he's not dead, it's all a scam :devil:


i know hes not dead . i saw Jacko talking to Elvis in tesco today :coffee: