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Bommer
11-06-2009, 18:03
I got this as a question over on ebay about my car....

"although your Ren 5 GT Turbo is in excellent nick and a visual persistance in the pursuit of perfection has been ever present throughout your toils ,unfortunately, whilst your motor is a GT5 TURBO, that is ,i'm afraid,all it is and not the raider .The raider series was an exclusively limited 'one off venture' releasing only 500 ever to hit the tarmac .The GT 5 TURBO RAIDER was manufactured with a mid mount transverse 3.2 in line 6 cylinder 24v with a turbo that could easily blend in with the ones on a boeing 747 with the final drive throwing just over 500 bhp through the REAR WHEELS hence the predeccesors title the GT 5 turbo the only chance of the likes of us ever getting to see is in the james bond 007 film octopussy as the metalic black one used is the only colour it came in sporting those awsome forest arches ,deep dish alloys + skirts and currantly holding there value at around the £65-£80,000 mark. Never the less yours still looks to be a good clean motor,i hope your not offended"

WTF Please tell me its somebodies idea of a joke......:scared:

Kenobi
11-06-2009, 18:19
Thats wicked!!!!

Reply telling him you have ****ed his wife .

Bommer
11-06-2009, 18:43
Some how I dont think the sad prick has a wife lol.:p

Junglist
11-06-2009, 18:50
loi

TimB
11-06-2009, 18:59
New poster! (less than 10 posts)

what a smart a**
tell him renault hasn't stopped to build cars at 1983

wrightygtt
11-06-2009, 19:13
Just some sad guy with nothing better to do! don't worry about it.. Some people need their kicks, some like porn, some like cars, this fella seems to masturbate over ebay..

Bommer
11-06-2009, 19:19
I know that the reno 11 was in a view to a kill ....lol

Tiny Tim
11-06-2009, 19:21
LMAO Got to be someone on here.


Although, if it was, they should know that the raider was a 1.7 twin turbo :scratch:

Bommer
11-06-2009, 19:26
his ebay name is 123charlie007.:rolleyes:

markey b
11-06-2009, 19:32
I know that the reno 11 was in a view to a kill ....lol

u mean half an 11, so a 5.5 ;)

Blick
11-06-2009, 19:32
:laugh:l!!! some1 must be pullin your pisser dude.....

Bommer
11-06-2009, 19:47
:laugh:l!!! some1 must be pullin your pisser dude.....

Thats what i thought mate unless there really are people as sad as that out there lol:dearme:

R5GTTRaider
11-06-2009, 19:54
unforantatly there is, just put him straight!

Blick
11-06-2009, 19:54
Thats what i thought mate unless there really are people as sad as that out there lol:dearme:

there are mate!!! thats the sad thing about it.... :(:crap::p:laugh:

Bommer
11-06-2009, 19:55
unforantatly there is, just put him straight!
Dont worry I did lol, some people.

Bommer
11-06-2009, 21:08
Now you are just taking the piss lads roflmao ****s

"how many miles has your turbo done im thinking of keeping the turbo to put on my rs and spraying the car pink and putting a smaller turbo on for my girlfriend"

jesus in the seat of a 5
11-06-2009, 21:12
Now you are just taking the piss lads roflmao ****s

"how many miles has your turbo done im thinking of keeping the turbo to put on my rs and spraying the car pink and putting a smaller turbo on for my girlfriend"


had the same thought with regards my phase one...:laugh:, thats e bay for you , just wait till the winner turns up, then the fun really begins...:laugh:

Sparkie
11-06-2009, 23:33
it was in 'never say never again' - red and black, like mine. :laugh:

TimB
12-06-2009, 00:23
New poster! (less than 10 posts)

Well thats right the R5 can be seen in Never say Never again
A renault 11 was in a View to kill if i'm not mistaked

In octopussy there is no renault at all
only a Alfa Romeo GTV6 in the car chase scene with the police car

5alldaway
12-06-2009, 01:01
you can also see a renault 5 tl in police story when jackie chan clings from the bus with the umbrella

Bommer
12-06-2009, 08:10
New poster! (less than 10 posts)

Well thats right the R5 can be seen in Never say Never again
A renault 11 was in a View to kill if i'm not mistaked

In octopussy there is no renault at all
only a Alfa Romeo GTV6 in the car chase scene with the police car

Well thats what I thought at first he means the Alfa, but that is grey, not black!!

TimB
12-06-2009, 12:45
New poster! (less than 10 posts)


Well thats what I thought at first he means the Alfa, but that is grey, not black!!


Obviously he is looking to buy your car but doesn't want
to pay what the car is worth so he tried to devalue it with his b*lls*it talking.

Maybe just let him know you're a member of this club here
and his silly tactics won't work.

Sy5GTT
12-06-2009, 12:56
I'd post his question on the e-bay advert for all to see, along with your answer.:laugh: