Cause of swine flu discoverd [Archive]

JRP

30-04-2009, 14:23

Found today

R5GTTRaider

30-04-2009, 14:51

:wasntme::wasntme::laugh::laugh:

5teve L

30-04-2009, 16:35

I tried to get onto the NHS helpline about Swine flu but all i got was crackling..... :p

R5GTTRaider

30-04-2009, 16:57

The only known cure for Swine Flu has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment.:laugh:

R5GTTRaider

30-04-2009, 16:59

also a mate told me he had swine flu.... i think hes telling porkies :wasntme:

mr white

30-04-2009, 18:29

one of the first systoms is rashers

clee

30-04-2009, 19:21

I'm pig sick of hearing about it :wasntme:
Does anyone know how many people die of 'normal flu ' in this country every year .................It might put things in perspective ....

I hate these must have illnesses :mad: Media driven drivel :coffee:

R5GTTRaider

30-04-2009, 19:44

do you think i could sell it on ebay?:sad2:

Rob1980

30-04-2009, 21:42

I was actually really worried that I had caught this swine flu, I have been feeling rough all wweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek.

I'm sorry

UNICRONICUS

30-04-2009, 21:47

I'm pig sick of hearing about it :wasntme:
Does anyone know how many people die of 'normal flu ' in this country every year .................It might put things in perspective ....

I hate these must have illnesses :mad: Media driven drivel :coffee:

Exactly what I thought, load of friggin nonsense!

Mart

30-04-2009, 21:48

Wife calls hubby, "I've ran out of petrol and I'm scared of filling up due to swine flu". Hubby says "You daft tw8t, it's in Mexico not Texaco"

The new Bill J

30-04-2009, 21:50

Wife calls hubby, "I've ran out of petrol and I'm scared of filling up due to swine flu". Hubby says "You daft tw8t, it's in Mexico not Texaco"

I was just about to type that one out. That cracked me up earlier :D

THE MASTER

01-05-2009, 02:38

dont worry about swin flue it's just dell boy pulling a fast one
:D
innit

del trotter .
ile get me coat
:wasntme:

R5GTTRaider

02-05-2009, 00:22

Wife calls hubby, "I've ran out of petrol and I'm scared of filling up due to swine flu". Hubby says "You daft tw8t, it's in Mexico not Texaco"
lol got that as a text few days back, was funny but swine flu is in the uk so didnt realy make it funny, tho i suppose that was a joke that came out when it hit mexico

you know what i think

welsh people shag sheep
mexicains shag pigs

never know........