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Billy-G
24-02-2009, 16:17
Any of you lot speak any Spanish?:devil: Proper Spanish, not babelfish pish.

Mate of mine has recently started getting the big friendly smile of this new girl at work, who is Spanish and really doesn't speak much English.

Every time she see's him she's calling him'Chico' which I thought was Spanish for 'boy', not a come on, more a sorta 'talking down to' if you know what I mean.

He on the other hand is convinced she is into him big time and it's like a 'pet' name she has come up with for him.:laugh:

Anyone know some Spanish phrases, help him out?:cool: Or seal his fate, either is good.

Not that the rest of us at work are acheing to see him fall on his arse with this one or anything:wasntme:
UNICRONICUS
24-02-2009, 16:21
Que?
Billy-G
24-02-2009, 16:23
Si!
UNICRONICUS
24-02-2009, 16:25
Bueno!
Schakal
24-02-2009, 16:25
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gary.hart/lyricsc/images/chico.jpg
phase i 16 v turbo
24-02-2009, 16:27
Chico, is aslo a very common name for a male spanish dog.

Señora hermosa
Billy-G
24-02-2009, 16:37
Come again?!

Spanish dog eh??:laugh:
Tiny Tim
24-02-2009, 16:41
Bill, tell him to form a 'ring' with his left hand using his thumb and index finger, and repidly move his right index finger in and out of said 'ring'.

Any fecker should know what that means.


Her response will be a good guide as to intent.
Billy-G
24-02-2009, 16:44
Bill, tell him to form a 'ring' with his left hand using his thumb and index finger, and repidly move his right index finger in and out of said 'ring'.

Any fecker should know what that means.


Her response will be a good guide as to intent.

Now, don't get me wrong Tim, while we're all dieing to see him make an arse of himself, getting fired for gross misconduct, well...maybe a wee bit far, eh?:laugh:

Comedy gold, but not when he's getting P45'd.:wasntme:
Tiny Tim
24-02-2009, 16:45
My bad, that was step 2.


Step 1: Ask her to spell 'misconduct' and 'inappropriate'.
Trevhib
24-02-2009, 17:01
Whatever you do, don't get him to call her 'chola' or 'cholita', lol.

Los Loco's kick your ass,
Los Loco's kick your face,
Los Loco's kick your balls into out-er space!!

Name that film :wasntme:
Tiny Tim
24-02-2009, 17:06
Ah maaaan. I havn't seen Johnny 5 and his crazy escapades for years.
Trevhib
24-02-2009, 17:11
Ah maaaan. I havn't seen Johnny 5 and his crazy escapades for years.

Ding-ding-ding! What have we got for him Johnny! (Liar Liar) :D
Billy-G
24-02-2009, 17:18
Yeah, looking for some killer chat up lines for him. Stuff that will get him a slap, but not fired.

This may be a toughy:coffee:
phase i 16 v turbo
24-02-2009, 17:26
Try this one.

Usted hace que mi pene va difícilmente
Billy-G
24-02-2009, 17:42
Which is...?

I aint gonna tell him, but I wanna know!
D4WNO
24-02-2009, 18:31
Which is...?

I aint gonna tell him, but I wanna know!

I think it means "you make my penis go hard" :laugh:
dgdogz
24-02-2009, 18:34
tell him to call her guapa
prounounced with a w at the front
The new Bill J
24-02-2009, 18:36
Whatever you do, don't get him to call her 'chola' or 'cholita', lol.

Los Loco's kick your ass,
Los Loco's kick your face,
Los Loco's kick your balls into out-er space!!

Name that film :wasntme:

One of the best films ever made :D
UNICRONICUS
25-02-2009, 11:57
It was on on Sunday night too :cool: "Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?"
The new Bill J
25-02-2009, 13:46
It was on on Sunday night too :cool: "Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?"

Wasn't that the first one? I flicked onto it a split second before the final credits. The first one was good, but it wasn't a patch on the second.
phase i 16 v turbo
25-02-2009, 13:54
I think it means "you make my penis go hard" :laugh:

Yep that is the straight tranlation! :wasntme:
Trevhib
25-02-2009, 18:39
Wasn't that the first one? I flicked onto it a split second before the final credits. The first one was good, but it wasn't a patch on the second.

Benjamin Japituya :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6TLYwelOPk
The new Bill J
25-02-2009, 18:55
Benjamin Japituya :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6TLYwelOPk

:laugh:

That guy's a legend :D
Trevhib
25-02-2009, 19:19
:laugh:

That guy's a legend :D

You can say that two times.
The new Bill J
25-02-2009, 19:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N-WTNCP2M4

"duck bumps" :laugh:
The new Bill J
25-02-2009, 19:48
I'm crying with laughter now:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lo9QcOG9JM&feature=related

:laugh: :sad: