Proud to be British... [Archive]

Tiny Tim

13-02-2009, 14:26

Bearing in mind the source, i'll take the whole story with a large pinch of salt, but still...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece

Big Steve - Raider

13-02-2009, 14:33

:dearme::dearme::dearme::dearme::dearme::dearme: :dearme::dearme::dearme::dearme::dearme::dearme: :dearme::dearme::dearme::dearme::dearme::dearme: :dearme::dearme::dearme::dearme::dearme::dearme: :dearme::dearme::dearme::dearme::dearme::dearme:

DEAR ME! :crap:

jure

13-02-2009, 14:38

Seams that PS3 is too expensive so kids play in other ways.

Sex is great but not when you're 12 :badone:

I know that is 21st century but how can you let 15 year old girl decide what to do with the baby...

Frix

13-02-2009, 14:44

disgrace, if you ask me!!

w35ty

13-02-2009, 14:57

mann asif!! not good stuff.. kid dont even know what to do!

LampsR5

13-02-2009, 15:05

its a joke..then again you can see why the mother had to go for a misguided 13 year old kid, all the lads her age have got more sense she looks like a horse :eek:

clee

13-02-2009, 15:12

At least they're both still children . Just found out my boys doctor has pleaded guilty to having child porn on his comp :eek:

Big Steve - Raider

13-02-2009, 15:12

its a joke..then again you can see why the mother had to go for a misguided 13 year old kid, all the lads her age have got more sense she looks like a horse :eek:

:laugh::laugh::laugh: Tell it how it is Lamps!! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

That picture of the three of them is just freaky if you ask me?? She looks just about old enough to have a baby if you squint a little?? She looks like she's getting her baby brother to hold her new baby!!

:chuckup:

LampsR5

13-02-2009, 15:14

:eek: clee

on a side note ill be the first to place a £10 bet that these two children give jeremy kyle a visit in the next 4-5 years

w35ty

13-02-2009, 15:16

:eek: clee

on a side note ill be the first to place a £10 bet that these two children give jeremy kyle a visit in the next 4-5 years

hahaha!!:D

Penfold aka The Dealer

13-02-2009, 15:53

OMG when i were 13 i was happy to get a snog of a girl... let alone Full un protected sex... Parents of the young parents need a f*Cking good slap!

But then again the worlds youngest ever mum was 5.... and that was back in the 30's.... do a google search for Linda Madina.:eek:

Tiny Tim

13-02-2009, 16:00

Lazy caaaaaaaaaaaant!

http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/medina.asp

Edd

13-02-2009, 16:14

New poster! (less than 10 posts)

He should have had some condoms and spermicidal lube,

If there's grass on the wicket.......

:cooter:

Mart

13-02-2009, 16:21

Fecking disgrace. Where's their parents letting them go through with that? :rolleyes:

The crazy thing is that the nipper will be at primary school before 'dad' is even legally allowed to drive her to school & back.

:sad2:

Trevhib

13-02-2009, 20:52

I heard they are planning a second.

Blick

13-02-2009, 22:35

the worst thing is that his gf has the face of a robbers dog!!!!! :eek: what was he thinkin........

Sparkie

13-02-2009, 22:51

sisters?

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_02/karenPA1503_468x744.jpg

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00732/SNN1305AA-380_732314a.jpg

http://www.eilatan-staffordshirebullterrier.com/images/staffordshire25.jpg

Sparkie

13-02-2009, 22:53

infact, if you look at the size of her compared to him.....

maybe it was a case of....

http://www.thedirectorscutradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/attack-of-the-50ft-woman.jpg

Maka

13-02-2009, 22:56

roflcopter

thats some hilarous sh*t!

i blame TV

Maka

13-02-2009, 22:56

infact, if you look at the size of her compared to him.....

maybe it was a case of....

http://www.thedirectorscutradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/attack-of-the-50ft-woman.jpg

ooo imagine climbing up those legs to the top!!!!!

pure filth

Sparkie

13-02-2009, 23:01

Penfold aka The Dealer

13-02-2009, 23:22

i was gonna post a link that would more appropriate to the dog comments... and i was gonna suggest the girl would be ideal to appear on the site.

but for those of a sensitive disposition i REALLY wouldnt look at it.

if you were curious...go and google

'zooshock' .....

Oh Sparkie, just googled zooshock, wish i hadnt know....

The funny thing is some of the ladies are very good looking... can you imagine, being down the pub, boasting to your mate about pulling a hot b*rd and then to find out she f*cked a dog or a horse?? WTF

How can Porn Star's, models, wanna be's etc do that? I mean you you suck of a horse's dick for €500?? Its just plain sick! :disagree:

Sparkie

14-02-2009, 00:39

The funny thing is some of the ladies are very good looking...

most of the women appear to be foreign, from poorer parts of the world.... make no assumptions about the power of money (or maybe they were forced?)

Blick

14-02-2009, 09:56

Billy-G

16-02-2009, 19:55

Turns out it may not even be his. Shocker. Seems she's been cocked more times than John Waynes rifle.

Who'd have guessed it, eh? :sad2:

J$£5GTT

16-02-2009, 20:07

the worst thing is that his gf has the face of a robbers dog!!!!! :eek: what was he thinkin........

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Billy-G

16-02-2009, 20:11

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

He was looking at the clunge. Not the face.

Actually, the clunge probably looks better than the face.

I swear she is Bruce Lee's long lost cousing, Ug-Lee.

Tiny Tim

16-02-2009, 20:28

Turns out it may not even be his. Shocker. Seems she's been cocked more times than John Waynes rifle.

Who'd have guessed it, eh? :sad2:

:laugh::laugh: Billy's back!

How do sire?

J$£5GTT

16-02-2009, 20:31

He was looking at the clunge. Not the face.

Actually, the clunge probably looks better than the face.

I swear she is Bruce Lee's long lost cousing, Ug-Lee.

ug-lee....an what are you a f ukin comedian???...lol
:cooter::laugh:

Billy-G

16-02-2009, 20:32

Not bad mate. Back around for a few days then off again. Can't be helped though.

State the Uk seems to be in I wonder why I come back though!

Hows married life treating you? :agree::)

Tiny Tim

16-02-2009, 20:34

I wonder too. Me + Aviation access = ex-pat :wasntme:

Nae bad, hows the family?

Billy-G

16-02-2009, 20:38

ug-lee....an what are you a f ukin comedian???...lol
:cooter::laugh:

Nah, just a keen observer of the human race, thats all.

In truth, its the kid I feel sorry for.

Oh, and the new born baby, but thats another story altogether.

Who'd have guessed the ma's name would be Chantelle? Shocker, eh.

Billy-G

16-02-2009, 20:39

I wonder too. Me + Aviation access = ex-pat :wasntme:

Nae bad, hows the family?

Aye, all good. Talking of aviation, I'll drop you a PM, show you my new toy:agree:

J$£5GTT

16-02-2009, 20:41

Nah, just a keen observer of the human race, thats all.

In truth, its the kid I feel sorry for.

Oh, and the new born baby, but thats another story altogether.

Who'd have guessed the ma's name would be Chantelle? Shocker, eh.

tis crazy timz :dearme::crap:

Sparkie

16-02-2009, 21:27

id say the kid aint his. his balls obviously aint dropped..... and i'd imagine his fun size mars bar aint touching her Chan(t)el(le) tunnel.:scratch:

jure

26-03-2009, 11:36

Be again proud British!

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/2294967/Alfie-13-not-babys-father-paper-says

If there isn't those eight other little guys everything would be nice :D

Sparkie

26-03-2009, 12:25

does stuff like this happen in Croatia?

jure

26-03-2009, 12:59

Not so often really but, funny, yesterday youngest Croatian had twins. She is 13 and proud dad 16. They are actually Romani(y) people but live here.

But Croatians do drugs and drinking really early tho...

Sparkie

26-03-2009, 14:56

same here then.... the romany gipsies are reknown for doing things alot younger...

Billy-G

28-03-2009, 18:41

same here then.... the romany gipsies are reknown for doing things alot younger...

Like having a wallet out your pocket by age 7 if the Romany gangs in London are anything to go by :dearme: