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Bigfoot
13-01-2009, 12:02
Own up who is trying to sell this :eek::eek::eek: that is shocking english

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/819742.htm
Tiny Tim
13-01-2009, 12:04
"groap A carb "


Ok then :D
The new Bill J
13-01-2009, 12:14
"stage 2 cquachater"

Errm, a what? :scared:
jure
13-01-2009, 12:17
Damn! His English sucks.
Penfold aka The Dealer
13-01-2009, 12:17
WTF, jeez some people, just selling a £2k car but cant spell better than my 2 year old daughter... actually i think she would asctually have done a better job at it... bet the seller talks like that down the phone... may have to do "iz dat wit da boost" phone call to the seller...
dgdogz
13-01-2009, 12:18
that is smashin
:)
finsta
13-01-2009, 12:19
:eek::dearme:
Sparkie
13-01-2009, 12:27
cquachater is an actuator...are you blind or summat? :laugh:

if you look at the guys name- 'enver huseyin' would you draw any conclusions from that? ....eton, cambridge ???


"stage 2 cquachater"

Errm, a what? :scared:
Sparkie
13-01-2009, 12:29
:laugh: its cos he's not english.....i got good money on that!


Damn! His English sucks.
The new Bill J
13-01-2009, 12:32
cquachater is an actuator...are you blind or summat? :laugh:

if you look at the guys name- 'enver huseyin' would you draw any conclusions from that? ....eton, cambridge ???

Summat? :scratch:

It's not you selling it is it? :laugh:

Well spotted, that does sound like a very posh name.
Penfold aka The Dealer
13-01-2009, 12:36
My email to the seller...
"Hi der,

Iz lookin at bying ur mota, it looked like the **** ai need.

now den dis enzin, does it kick out 230bhp & iz dat with da boost? My mate danny az one of dese 5's and hiz lays down 11's with 300bhp can dis moto do dat?

Wer did ya get dem biger rear spoyler front spliters and side spliters quode light fom as the look the nuts.

would you accept cash for the car if i wer to give u £1500?

Email back as my fone not always working"

lets see what the seller reply's. It actually looks like an ok car, but ffs would you trust what it has had done when the seller cant be bothered to write up a decent advert for his car.
Sparkie
13-01-2009, 12:40
maybe if you wrote like this you'd get a better response?

http://fortyhadith.iiu.edu.my/images/hadith25arabic.gif
Tiny Tim
13-01-2009, 12:44
Ummm

Is it not spelt 'Hussein'? ;)
Bigfoot
13-01-2009, 12:45
Just googled his name, its actually a real name :scared:

http://www.facebook.com/people/Enver-Huseyin/609436037

Top favourite TV shows :laugh::laugh:
Tiny Tim
13-01-2009, 12:47
... its actually a real now :scared:



WTF Jarvis? Make sense man!
Bigfoot
13-01-2009, 12:49
WTF Jarvis? Make sense man!

What do you mean :confused: I typed name at the end of it not now :ashamed:
Tiny Tim
13-01-2009, 12:54
What do you mean :confused: I typed name at the end of it not now :ashamed:

:laugh: Quote P4wn4ge FTW!
Frix
13-01-2009, 13:04
guys hes not a member, hes had this since i had my first 5 back in 1999.

it is looked after from what i can remember (been about five years since i had a good look at it), but he has been trying to sell it for a while.

he lives in north london up the road from me!
Andrew Cooke
13-01-2009, 13:22
guys hes not a member, hes had this since i had my first 5 back in 1999.

it is looked after from what i can remember (been about five years since i had a good look at it), but he has been trying to sell it for a while.

he lives in north london up the road from me!

pop along and offer to rewrite his advert will you
Sparkie
13-01-2009, 13:25
if someone helped out with his spelling and put better pictures up, he would get good money for it.

[quote=Frix;35030] he has been trying to sell it for a while.
quote]
bones660
13-01-2009, 18:21
here you go . i have translated it for you .

I have had my car for 8 years had a lot spent on it, it has 225 bhp gasflowed head, group A carb, stage 2 turbo, stage 2 actuator, 16v cluch [good for up to 235 bhp] alloy intercooler, coppercore rad, incar boost, [up to 1.8bar] , bigger down pipe from turbo, 21/2 inch, 3inch straight through scorpion exhaust, up rated gaskets top to bottom, round 6 months tax, 6 months mot, bigger rear spoiler, front spliters, and side spliters, quad headlights, it has a crease just were passinger window starts to go up when down, don't wont to sell but need cash, for any more info, contact me thanks, I have got full service history from day one up to now, it had a full rebuild just before i got it.

fink this is wat hee is triing to sa :coffee::coffee::coffee:
RICHIE
13-01-2009, 18:26
here you go . i have translated it for you .

I have had my car for 8 years had a lot spent on it, it has 225 bhp gasflowed head, group A carb, stage 2 turbo, stage 2 actuator, 16v cluch [good for up to 235 bhp] alloy intercooler, coppercore rad, incar boost, [up to 1.8bar] , bigger down pipe from turbo, 21/2 inch, 3inch straight through scorpion exhaust, up rated gaskets top to bottom, round 6 months tax, 6 months mot, bigger rear spoiler, front spliters, and side spliters, quad headlights,go up when down, don't wont to sell but need cash, for any more info, contact me thanks, I have got full service history from day one up to now, it had a full rebuild just before i got it.

fink this is wat hee is triing to sa :coffee::coffee::coffee:

fail.


it has a crease just were passinger window starts to
Sparkie
13-01-2009, 19:29
this is fun, can we all join in.... you may ' want ' to, but you ' won't ' be able to.


don't wont to sell but need cash,
Penfold aka The Dealer
13-01-2009, 19:32
Funny thing the reply i got was in full english and pretty well explained... if only he put the effort in the orginal add.

Got the price down as well.... but still not exactly what i am after.
Bigfoot
13-01-2009, 20:16
Funny thing the reply i got was in full english and pretty well explained... if only he put the effort in the orginal add.

Got the price down as well.... but still not exactly what i am after.

No post of reply then ????