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Beardo
29-12-2008, 23:04
as title suggests , the reason i ask is i mite have to look after 2 well known people on nye but i'm not the most of plesant of people ! Any ideas?

D4WNO
29-12-2008, 23:09
Lol just do what you normally do and be a good host

Beardo
29-12-2008, 23:11
what try and sleep with them and if that fails beat them , can't see that working :D

D4WNO
29-12-2008, 23:16
What?! That's not what you did when I was at yours. Fooks sake, that's not good for the ego at all :laugh:

Beardo
29-12-2008, 23:17
What?! That's not what you did when I was at yours. Fooks sake, that's not good for the ego at all :laugh:

Thats because you beat up boys otherwise ;)

Nayls
29-12-2008, 23:19
What?! That's not what you did when I was at yours. Fooks sake, that's not good for the ego at all :laugh:

That date rape must have worked a fooking treat!!! go beardo!!

Beardo
29-12-2008, 23:21
yer right have you seen what Dawn does to blokes !

Mart
29-12-2008, 23:24
as title suggests , the reason i ask is i mite have to look after 2 well known people on nye but i'm not the most of plesant of people ! Any ideas?

Who are they?

Beardo
29-12-2008, 23:26
Who are they?
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jake ryder and that Kelly bird of emmerdale (her mum used to run the post office/shop) !

Nayls
29-12-2008, 23:28
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jake ryder and that Kelly bird of emmerdale (her mum used to run the post office/shop) !

I'd make the ****s have the worst night ever :laugh::laugh:

Mart
29-12-2008, 23:30
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jake ryder and that Kelly bird of emmerdale (her mum used to run the post office/shop) !

Who?

Beardo
29-12-2008, 23:31
ha ha ha

Beardo
29-12-2008, 23:32
Who?

he was in eastenders and married some bird in here say ???? and she is some fit bird that needs the pony fed !

dangerous dave
29-12-2008, 23:36
did they not split long ago? i only know this as a mates mum reads hello and its in the downstairs dumpstation in there house..

Mart
29-12-2008, 23:37
Take 'em to ya local, invite Tricky as well, add beer to the mix, and take it from there. He'll probably cop off with the bird, leaving you to play the green baize & arrows with the geeza whilst sinking the britneys. JD :agree:

One thing's for sure with Tricky; it'll never be a dull moment when that boy's around :D

Beardo
29-12-2008, 23:40
The poor girl wouldn't survive after tricky ! Me however would be like throwing a stick down an alleyway ! lol

D4WNO
29-12-2008, 23:41
Ben, for a start his name is JACK Ryder so maybe starting off with calling him by the correct name will help :agree:

Mart
29-12-2008, 23:42
Is this her? (Adele Silva?)

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/adele-290x400.jpg

Win!

Bodell
29-12-2008, 23:50
Deep down every celeb wants to be treated like a normal person.

So don't hype them up, and just speak to them as if they are your friends! :)

:agree:

Andrew Cooke
30-12-2008, 00:19
there are 2 types:

attention whores - in which case dump them and they'll have a fun evening showing off

normal folks - in which case don't draw attention to them with a cry of 'meet x off the telly' every chance you get.

It's not like they're real celebs, so don't worry about it and have fun. Maybe it's just me, but I've not heard of either of them.

Mind, I didn't recognise George Harrison after he'd been getting in my way all day :laugh:

Penfold aka The Dealer
30-12-2008, 07:36
Tbh i would just treat them like any old person... There just normal people...

If you remember Lenny played by Desune Coleman he has a caravan at the same caravan site were my family have caravan's, his a normal bloke ie: no extra attention although he does well with the ladies.

& Also Alice Chantrey is often at my G/F's Church, she is very down to earth and is often seen mucking out at her dad barn.... cant get much more "normal" than that!

Tiny Tim
30-12-2008, 08:26
She was/is in Corronation Street if I remember.

http://images.google.co.uk/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.billymarsh.co.uk/Dale%2520Winton/Dale-MAIN.jpg&usg=AFQjCNH_ZrGS_PP94oA83NdFBk7NG2o0vw

I'd tap that.

Mart
30-12-2008, 08:50
Who are these people?? Am I the only one out of touch with celeb names?! :crap:

rs250nut
30-12-2008, 09:27
I would tell her boyfriend to jog on or stay for the watch as I send her down the road like a buckled wheel :hump:

Alastair
30-12-2008, 09:51
Is this her? (Adele Silva?)

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/adele-290x400.jpg

Win!


Haha it's hamster cheeks! Ask her where she keeps her food!!!

Tiny Tim
30-12-2008, 10:05
Who are these people?? Am I the only one out of touch with celeb names?! :crap:

Clearly you're one of the lucky few that dont get forced to watch 'Im a bankrupt "celebrety" get me onto a **** TV show' or whatever its called.

Maka
30-12-2008, 10:09
ask jack for kims number for me.

cheers :cool:

Mart
30-12-2008, 10:13
Clearly you're one of the lucky few that dont get forced to watch 'Im a bankrupt "celebrety" get me onto a **** TV show' or whatever its called.

Married life going well then mate? :D ;)

Tiny Tim
30-12-2008, 10:25
:laugh:

Never a pleasure, always a chore...

Bodell
30-12-2008, 11:52
Is this her? (Adele Silva?)

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/adele-290x400.jpg

Win!

I personally think she is pretty tasty sometimes.

Not as good as some of the other girls in that emmerdale. such as...

http://thegrumpiest.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/roxanne_pallett_04a.jpg



OFF TOPIC ALERT!! :(

The new Bill J
30-12-2008, 12:00
I bumped into Adele Silva in HMV on Oxford Street once. Just thought you'd all LOVE to know that :cartman:

Mart
30-12-2008, 12:05
Let me guess, she asked YOU for an autograph?

The new Bill J
30-12-2008, 12:11
Let me guess, she asked YOU for an autograph?

Yep, right after she bent over the top 10 rack and asked me to stick it up her :sleep:

dgdogz
30-12-2008, 13:09
answer to the question
just treat them normal am sure they get enough grief most days so a nice day of normality would make them happy

:)

wrightygtt
30-12-2008, 23:04
Why are they coming to your house? You should call them by their stage names!

windy miller
02-01-2009, 08:46
New poster! (less than 10 posts)

well how did it go?? did you get to dap ur hand on it???? :laugh:

Bigfoot
02-01-2009, 11:45
New poster! (less than 10 posts)

well how did it go?? did you get to dap ur hand on it???? :laugh:

Subtle, i like it :laugh:

Spill the beans then :D

Beardo
02-01-2009, 13:24
Well what can i say she gives cracking head! Only joking she was the most stuck up cow i've met and Jack was a very quiet but very polite man . They both left just after midnight and i was busy at the bar so i didn't even get time to get a photo of them , oh well :)

rs250nut
02-01-2009, 13:27
What bar were you working in on nye?

Big Steve - Raider
02-01-2009, 13:36
Well what can i say she gives cracking head! Only joking she was the most stuck up cow i've met and Jack was a very quiet but very polite man . They both left just after midnight and i was busy at the bar so i didn't even get time to get a photo of them , oh well :)

A Celebrity full of their own self importance???? :scratch:

NAH that must be wrong!! :sad2: :rolleyes: Wa...:jerkoff::jerkoff:

Tiny Tim
02-01-2009, 13:45
What bar were you working in on nye?


When he says 'Busy at the bar' he means drinking :laugh:

Slug and Lettuce by the Quay

Beardo
02-01-2009, 13:50
What bar were you working in on nye?


Slug and lettuce , i don't actually work there but one of my mates runs it and i help out if they get stuck

D4WNO
02-01-2009, 14:04
No offence to the Slug and Lettuce, I've been there and it's not exactly a celebrity hotspot lol. Why on earth were they there?

Tiny Tim
02-01-2009, 14:06
No offence to the Slug and Lettuce, I've been there and it's not exactly a celebrity hotspot lol. Why on earth were they there?

Because Harrison goes there. Its the place to be seen in. :cool:

Beardo
02-01-2009, 14:42
No offence to the Slug and Lettuce, I've been there and it's not exactly a celebrity hotspot lol. Why on earth were they there?

Like Tiny said Harrison goes there and plus the great Beardo drinks there and they wanted to see if i existed :D

D4WNO
02-01-2009, 14:45
I've been there twice you know, I think it's because of me :D

Bigfoot
02-01-2009, 14:47
I've been there twice you know, I think it's because of me :D

Maybe they would be hoping for a pub brawl with you there.

The new Bill J
02-01-2009, 14:47
I've never been there, I think that's why they went :cartman:

Tiny Tim
02-01-2009, 14:47
I've never been there, I think that's why they went :cartman:


:laugh:

Beautiful

Adam L
02-01-2009, 15:55
Are we talking about Harrison Ford?

Beardo
02-01-2009, 15:58
Are we talking about Harrison Ford?

Harrison is Tiny Tiny Tim !

D4WNO
02-01-2009, 16:01
Lol no, Tims 1 year old son, Harrison

Tiny Tim
02-01-2009, 16:04
Harrison Ford is an old drinking buddy though. Terrible when he gets hammered though, he tends to get his wookie out.

Adam L
02-01-2009, 16:13
Harrison Ford would have been a bit more exciting... I suppose i'll let the lad off though, seeing as his dad is famous for being beaten up by girls...

D4WNO
02-01-2009, 16:15
Adam, you are soooooooo wrong. Harrison is definitely the coolest kid I've ever met, although he doesn't approve of my Duplo house building skills :(

Adam L
02-01-2009, 16:17
Duplo is the big bricks, right?

D4WNO
02-01-2009, 16:18
Yup, he bashed my work of art down :cry:

Adam L
02-01-2009, 16:20
Gutted...:D