Britney on X-Factor

[Ashy]

Ok, I dont watch it but it was on and Britney was coming on so I thought why not. Anyway my question is this, why did she need to use Dermot's mic when she had a hands free one on her head? Lip synctastic :sad2:

[dj13]

Yea but..you still give her one....... :cooter:

[dangerous dave]

i was over a mates being forced to watch it:scared: and she was so bad...... the girl cant sing without her studio voice electro gear, the smoking and crack has ruined her.. :disagree:


i would tho, but only wearing 3 rubbers, dunno what shes got.. :cooter:

[J$£5GTT]

i would tho, but only wearing 3 rubbers, dunno what shes got.. :cooter:

not even with a pool cue:D

[Blick]

maybe because she was lip syncing all the way through.....;)
but we can let her off cause shes fit!!! either way she`d still hav it :hump: :laugh::laugh:

[Maka]

Britney really???

sure it wasnt hannah montana

[dj13]

i would tho, but only wearing 3 rubbers, dunno what shes got.. :cooter:

not even with a pool cue:D


For her money i'd suck it dry.

[Blick]

Britney really???

sure it wasnt hannah montana

yes mate jail bait hannah montana was on also :p

[Andrew Cooke]

maybe because she was lip syncing all the way through.....;)
but we can let her off cause shes fit!!! either way she`d still hav it :hump: :laugh::laugh:

there must be some rough old units around Kidderminster:eek:

[Blick]

there must be some rough old units around Kidderminster:eek:

very true! u been??? :laugh::laugh:

[Maka]

yes mate jail bait hannah montana was on also :p
i didnt see brit
gutted..i must have dozzed off or been making some food

[MR TURBO]

Britterz is ****terz:D:D

[Kenobi]

I'de do her bareback even if i knew she had aids.

:p:cooter:

[Blick]

I'de do her bareback even if i knew she had aids.

:p:cooter:

lol!!!!! pmsl

[Matt Cole]

She's bagged a few pounds from the school outfit days which aint helped her camels toe in them hotpants.:D

[sphinX]

mate just do it like k fed, he must have read the pimp manual word for word and executed it perfectly! that guy got his two kids...check and check mate!

[mightymanx]

just a question who would do madonna shes a bit ancient now like but who would ?

[dgdogz]

madonna...no not for me.
britney...why not...get tht old skool uniform out and have a good bash at it.

i think with her losing the plot a little bit shed be more adventurous...maybe get it on vid and sell it on.

britneys crack adventures or somethin along those lines

:agree:

[Blick]

just a question who would do madonna shes a bit ancient now like but who would ?

shes 1 step up from a **** so yeah y not.... :) lol!

[Adam L]

Not even worth throat gagging with my nob and slapping her in the face... She's a minger

[D4WNO]

Don't hold back or anything Adam :D

She's wrinkley in all the wrong places and if I was a guy, could probably get my cock between that gap in her front teeth :cooter:

[raj]

i suppose id let her chew on my willy :coffee:

[minty83]

britney or christina?? which 1 guys and girls:cooter:

[D4WNO]

I might have slightly edited your post Paul lol :D

[minty83]

:eek:tut tut thats naughty

[D4WNO]

Lol I'll put it back

[Adam L]

Christina, she wears **** loads of makeup, but she's much fitter... I'd plough the **** out of that.

[D4WNO]

Christina for me, I reckon she's much more feisty and bites so that's a winner for me

[Blick]

Christina, she wears **** loads of makeup, but she's much fitter... I'd plough the **** out of that.

dunno man!!! shes lookin like shes had abit of dinner these days....
back 2 the dirrrrty video days then yeah :hump: ha`

[Adam L]

She's got her nipples peirced, and even mentioned she got her fanny done aswell... Awsome:)

[Blick]

She's got her nipples peirced, and even mentioned she got her fanny done aswell... Awsome:)

SOLD

[minty83]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rQtzpguAZUk
always prefered dark hair over blonde... altho britneys video is.....ummm watchable:D

[Penfold aka The Dealer]

Lil Kim, Christina... myself... My perfect Dirty F*ckers 3-Sum... Pink could join in to as i reckon she could also be a right dirty b*tch in the bedroom!!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zuqJssfGG8U

[wrightygtt]

Christina, would get in the chaff, obviously while singing I'm a genie in a bottle baby!

you see i've thought this through:scared::D

[minty83]

i can see youve had many dreams about that... id agree with 2 out of your 3 but lil kim.... no thanks :sad2:

[Penfold aka The Dealer]

Dont get me wrong, i wouldnt go with Lil kim for her looks... although her breast's are rather nice... but the kinkyness of that girl.... hell ye i want a ride lol.

[Maka]

seriously

is there only me that finds the though of banging madonna then getting into a fist fight with her kind of erotic?

that b*tch could probably suplex you through the bed.

Tight for a 50 year old!!

[Scoff]

maka, just you ;)

britney's fine, nowt wrong with a slightly curvey young mum.... she scores bonus points for being a nut job.

[Maka]

maka, just you ;)

britney's fine, nowt wrong with a slightly curvey young mum.... she scores bonus points for being a nut job.

:) good stuff

shes all mine then.

Madonnas off the menu now chaps.

[ollyhock]

id suck a fart from her arse and smoke it like a montecristo,

man shes lovely, wacky but lovely

[ollyhock]

seriously

is there only me that finds the though of banging madonna then getting into a fist fight with her kind of erotic?

that b*tch could probably suplex you through the bed.

Tight for a 50 year old!!

shes minging and should give her head a shake and realise shes 50 and wears bad tights.

shes also very annoying, and her last wish would be to die in her own arms

[Kenobi]

shes minging and should give her head a shake and realise shes 50 and wears bad tights.

shes also very annoying, and her last wish would be to die in her own arms


Ide do them all. Throw a bit of Asia Argento in the mix and i would be n heaven.