its a joke innit [Archive]

J$£5GTT

28-04-2012, 15:01

as the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a traffic wardens funeral,
a voice from inside screams "im not dead,im not dead,let me out!",the vicar
smiles,leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters "to blimin late
the paperworks already done"

:D

Pete@Backyard Racing

28-04-2012, 23:25

:agree:

BluntyR5GTT

29-04-2012, 07:55

I went to the pub last night and there was this fat girl dancing on a table. I walked passed and said " ****ing amazing legs" The girl giggled and said with a smile " Do you really think so" I said "definately, most tables would have collapsed by now!"

Junglist

29-04-2012, 08:11

Why did the baker have stinky hands ??

Because he kneeded a poo. :rolleyes:.

The new Bill J

29-04-2012, 09:14

I got on the bus, and the driver was having trouble fixing the ticket machine.

I said: "Would you like a screwdriver?"

She replied: "Ok, let me just fix this first!"

Tony Walker

29-04-2012, 09:36

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/554323_10150713627932987_95804752986_9596596_11922 16821_n.jpg

Nad-5GTT

29-04-2012, 09:40

I went to the pub last night and there was this fat girl dancing on a table. I walked passed and said " ****ing amazing legs" The girl giggled and said with a smile " Do you really think so" I said "definately, most tables would have collapsed by now!"

:laugh::laugh: Quote from the Mrs, ''thats so rude'' :D

Alex

29-04-2012, 10:06

I've just found out what chronology means, and it's about time.

philr5t

29-04-2012, 10:52

How do you get a fat bird into bed

Piece of cake :laugh:

Penfold aka The Dealer

29-04-2012, 12:36

http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh149/sexychrissmith/f886f9b5.jpg

J$£5GTT

29-04-2012, 13:40

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

REGGY5GT

29-04-2012, 15:16

u slags suck my ginger smeggy cock

dangerous dave

29-04-2012, 15:39

aids ridden slags suck my ginger smeggy cock

really... Bad news that.

Forgot to log out?

Alex

29-04-2012, 18:17

One the way home from work I got undertaken on the motorway by a hurse. Bloody undertakers!

SCHWARTZ

30-04-2012, 22:47

Hear about the Irish man who's attempting to fly to the sun?
When asked if he was scared that he will get burned? He replied "no because I'm going at night".:D

The new Bill J

01-05-2012, 15:51

Woy Hodgson has been appointed as the new England Manager with special instructions from the FA to never mention World Rankings. :scared: