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Mart

02-11-2011, 14:38

http://www.petroldirect.com/

Ordered 50L of 100ron end of last week, and I've just signed for it today.

Get in whilst stocks last ;)

Rare.

02-11-2011, 14:45

so its all cosher? what about the tax man? i dont know much about these sort of things but is this strictly legal? also what do they deliver 100l of petrol in? stupid questions im just a bit sceptical lol

BluntyR5GTT

02-11-2011, 14:53

mart do you know anymore about this site? how are they managing to sell it so cheap? iv just tried order some 100ron but it saying there ordering system is down

James5

02-11-2011, 14:57

mart do you know anymore about this site? how are they managing to sell it so cheap? iv just tried order some 100ron but it saying there ordering system is down

I love the bit were they say "Just enter the desired quantity of the fuel you need, and we'll package it up and send it to you in the post", first class, delivered straight through your letterbox. No hassle. No worries".

Are they going to poor it through the letter box:laugh:

Alastair

02-11-2011, 14:58

http://www.petroldirect.com/

Ordered 50L of 100ron end of last week, and I've just signed for it today.

Get in whilst stocks last ;)

Ditto awesome site Mart, i got a 200Ltr drum of their 100RON for the 5, no hassel and delivered direct...
100 RON + advance = :burnrubber::burnrubber::burnrubber:

djinuk

02-11-2011, 14:59

surely theres gota be a catch???

ordered

BluntyR5GTT

02-11-2011, 15:01

i was going to comment on that you know it made me :laugh: i was thinking how big are some peoples letterboxes :D

Mart

02-11-2011, 15:04

I love the bit were they say "Just enter the desired quantity of the fuel you need, and we'll package it up and send it to you in the post", first class, delivered straight through your letterbox. No hassle. No worries".

Are they going to poor it through the letter box:laugh:

Figure of speech.

The site's probably down due to everyone jumping on the band-wagon, hence my 'whilst stocks last' comment ;)

The new Bill J

02-11-2011, 15:07

i was thinking how big are some peoples letterboxes :D

You'd be surprised. I'm a Postie, and some people's letter boxes are huge :scared:

I've actually delivered some packages from fuel direct. A lot of it comes through packaged as individual litres, like when you order a job lot of dvds from Amazon, or the like. Sometimes I'm standing there for donkies, shoving it all through their letter boxes :cry:

clee

02-11-2011, 15:16

The first was yesterday ...+ it's not April :coffee:

5teve L

02-11-2011, 15:19

Some of the quotes on that site make me laugh, are you sure it's all above board :scratch:

Ultra Low Cost Value Unleaded (50 RON)

Especially popular with Rover Metro and Nissan Micra drivers, our 50 RON ULCVU fuel is made from refinery leftovers. This is a very inexpensive fuel indeed as it is actually classified as industrial waste rather than fuel.

Rainbow Diesels

We can colour your diesel any way you like it - for the very first time, you can have a fuel that coordinates with your corporate livery. At present we can supply Orange, Blue, Yellow and Purple Diesel for only a small mark-up on our standard prices.

Specialist Fuels

Not all vehicles run on petrol or diesel, so at Petrol Direct we are pleased to be able to offer you a variety of different types of fuel for more specialist applications.

Plutonium

Particularly useful for some models of DeLorean sports cars, we can souce Plutonium in both Pu-238 and Pu-239 isotopes (Pu-239 is limited to 9 kilograms per customer).
This is shipped from our specialist suppliers based in the formet Soviet Union, usually within 28 days. Please note that some background checks may be required, and due to the hazardous nature of the fuel we recommend that some training be undertaken before using it. It may also be necessary to carry out background checks on potential customers.
Please contact us for a quote.
http://www.petroldirect.com/images/plutonium.jpg

Antimatter

Recent advances in particle research have made it possible to create antimatter on a commercial scale for the very first time.
Traditionally suited to deep range space craft, it is actually possible now to fit a compact matter-antimatter annihilation chamber into most larger cars and trucks. Typically, just a few grams of antimatter will be enough to power your car for life.
Our specialists will also arrange an engine conversion for you. Please contact us for a quotation.
http://www.petroldirect.com/images/antimatter.jpg

Crystal Energy

The healing power of crystals has been known for some time - new research shows that they can be used as a source of automotive power too.
Working with Europe's leading metaphysicists, we are in the process of creating the right mix of crystals in order to not only power your car indefinitely, but also to spread karmic joy throughout your local community.
Coming soon. Please contact us for more details.

I just read the site, nice one MArt. :cooter:

James5

02-11-2011, 15:29

:laugh: I was needing some fuel for my Flux capacator:laugh:

Mart

02-11-2011, 15:30

The first was yesterday ...+ it's not April :coffee:

Well done champ http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg74/Gorxlor/Smiley-clapping.gif

James5

02-11-2011, 15:33

:laugh: I can see JRP ordering some of this
Perfuel™

Aimed especially at lady drivers of Beetle Convertibles, Mazda MX5s and other girlie cars, Perfuel™ is an attractively fragrant biofuel made from processed rose petals.
The advantages of Perfuel™ are twofold - rose petals are a renewable energy source, and additionally it is the only fuel that perfumes the environment with a delicate aroma as you drive.
Sold in 15ml bottles at £300 per bottle.
http://www.petroldirect.com/images/perfume.jpg

Alastair

02-11-2011, 15:35

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

clee

02-11-2011, 15:40

Well done champ http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg74/Gorxlor/Smiley-clapping.gif

bite me :cooter:

Rare.

02-11-2011, 16:41