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philg
22-09-2011, 09:36
What is it with women, they really are a strange breed. They have this little part of their brains like a little safe that they lock this information in, only to throw it back at you, or bring up sometimes in my case something that happened or i said up to 10 years ago, crazy bitches.

Strange though that they all have a diary :laugh:
raider_gtt
22-09-2011, 10:13
Look mate they are all the same I have the samething !:mad::o
modfather
22-09-2011, 11:22
:agree: i get that from my wife too :mad:. very strange how they remember something that they can throw back at you but cant remember which way to under a nut even after you have told them.:laugh::laugh:
Ashy
22-09-2011, 13:00
Why don't they like you playing with their tits? If I had a set I'd always be having a squeeze!!
dangerous dave
22-09-2011, 16:44
Why don't they like you playing with their tits? If I had a set I'd always be having a squeeze!!

i dont think im the only person that might sit and relax while cupping ones nutsack... (making sure there A-ok)

if i had some topbollox id be all over them too:agree:
J$£5GTT
22-09-2011, 22:09
not tanite im washing my hair.....weirdos....:D
Steevo
22-09-2011, 23:09
Why don't they like you playing with their tits? If I had a set I'd always be having a squeeze!!

:wasntme::laugh:
stuTHC
23-09-2011, 08:10
Why don't they like you playing with their tits? If I had a set I'd always be having a squeeze!!

Strange, your lass always loves me playing with her tits. It must just be your technique ashy.

(soz, but it was too good an oppertunity to miss, you left the door wiiiiiide open matey! :D )
philg
23-09-2011, 08:52
not tanite im washing my hair.....weirdos....:D

We were tyring for another baby a few months back and i was getting the works, nice teas, cuppas on tap and lots of fun in the bedroom, im now back to frozen pizzas making my own cuppas and porn, fantastic :laugh:

I hate that they have "the power", anyone who watches everybody loves Raymond knows what i mean ;)
James5
23-09-2011, 09:38
We were tyring for another baby a few months back and i was getting the works, nice teas, cuppas on tap and lots of fun in the bedroom, im now back to frozen pizzas making my own cuppas and porn, fantastic :laugh:

I hate that they have "the power", anyone who watches everybody loves Raymond knows what i mean ;)


:laugh:Just read and that and thought snap:laugh:
philg
23-09-2011, 09:56
:laugh:Just read and that and thought snap:laugh:

They get what they want and we are just the silly suckers that should know better :laugh:
modfather
23-09-2011, 10:04
We were tyring for another baby a few months back and i was getting the works, nice teas, cuppas on tap and lots of fun in the bedroom, im now back to frozen pizzas making my own cuppas and porn, fantastic :laugh:

I hate that they have "the power", anyone who watches everybody loves Raymond knows what i mean ;)


you wait untill you have a baby its the same no :hump:. even if you make them the :coffee: im lucky to see nakedness once a month :tuttut:
James5
23-09-2011, 10:05
They get what they want and we are just the silly suckers that should know better :laugh:


I try every morning every evening I even ask her to choke the ole chicken and she has none of it, not as if it will take long either I am that desperate :laugh:
philg
23-09-2011, 10:10
you wait untill you have a baby its the same no :hump:. even if you make them the :coffee: im lucky to see nakedness once a month :tuttut:

We have our 1st already, so i should have known better when we were tyring for our second, still it was the best 3 moths of my life :laugh: and i milked it ;)
James5
23-09-2011, 10:12
and i milked it ;)


:laugh: I bet you did:cooter: like milking daisy:cooter::D
modfather
23-09-2011, 10:28
We have our 1st already, so i should have known better when we were tyring for our second, still it was the best 3 moths of my life :laugh: and i milked it ;)


:agree::laugh::laugh: i would of too. but why is it the women expects us to do it when they want it, but when we want it they are no where to be seen :dearme:
SCHWARTZ
23-09-2011, 10:44
I try every morning every evening I even ask her to choke the ole chicken and she has none of it, not as if it will take long either I am that desperate :laugh:

I'm surprised yours hasn't fallen off all ready matey the amount of kids ya got:D
modfather
23-09-2011, 10:46
:agree::laugh::laugh: i would of too. but why is it the women expects us to do it when they want it, but when we want it they are no where to be seen :dearme:


heres a perfect example

wife says shes tired so goes to bed at 10.00 then spends half hour on facebook :mad:
i say to her in that half hour we could :hump: i only need 5 minutes :laugh: but no
philg
23-09-2011, 11:20
heres a perfect example

wife says shes tired so goes to bed at 10.00 then spends half hour on facebook :mad:
i say to her in that half hour we could :hump: i only need 5 minutes :laugh: but no

:laugh:
philg
23-09-2011, 11:26
Why do we have to listen to storys about someone they work with and how her mate had a disaster in the hair salon kind of crap, or have to watch Easterners every night and we sit there quiet, but try to put on a wheeler dealers or some foose and then there is nowt the matter.
modfather
23-09-2011, 11:35
Why do we have to listen to storys about someone they work with and how her mate had a disaster in the hair salon kind of crap, or have to watch Easterners every night and we sit there quiet, but try to put on a wheeler dealers or some foose and then there is nowt the matter.


im lucky there my wife is into motors nearly as much as me. we use to watch umm cant remember what its called now, it had lepoo and burny in it and lepoo cut up cars he had the vision :laugh: but i have have to put up with bloody x factor :devil:
royz
23-09-2011, 20:24
, it had lepoo and burny in it and lepoo cut up cars he had the vision :laugh: but i have have to put up with bloody x factor :devil:[/quote]
think it was called chop shop. do you also have to put up x factor on a sunday to. :cry:
Ashy
23-09-2011, 21:08
best 3 moths of my life :laugh: and i milked it ;)

I was looking forward to a good sesh making the 2nd one, it took 3 attempts... Fecking Gutted :cry:
Ashy
23-09-2011, 21:09
(soz, but it was too good an oppertunity to miss, you left the door wiiiiiide open matey! :D )

CNUT.... :cooter:
Brigsy
24-09-2011, 00:33
Reading this reminds me why I love being single ;)
philg
24-09-2011, 08:34
Reading this reminds me why I love being single ;)

:laugh:
rs250nut
24-09-2011, 10:05
oh **** I'm in trouble I'm getting married in 7 days, if the wife on the wedding night does not let me smash her back gate off I'm filing for divorce in the morning!!!!!
WADDIE
24-09-2011, 10:20
LMFAO at all the above! Best advice ever given to me was ...

If its Got Tits or Wheels it'l give ya Mither!! :laugh:
modfather
24-09-2011, 11:02
oh **** I'm in trouble I'm getting married in 7 days, if the wife on the wedding night does not let me smash her back gate off I'm filing for divorce in the morning!!!!!



:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:: laugh: thats the funniest thing i heard all week :laugh: