HAHAHA Cliosport- Own up who was it?

[Ashy]

Taken From Cliosport

Clio 172 v Renault 5 GT Turbo


So, I am bobbing along lastnight in the clio. Minding my own business, on the way home from the wifes.

I see a set of headlights in my rear view catching me up. Nothing silly like, just gaining a bit of ground on me. As it gets closer, they look a little squar-ish for most cars on the road. Its night time, so I am struggling to see what it was (gay HID kit in standard lights causing a glare). Stops at a set of lights to be greeted by a rumble from the outside lane.

Looks over to my right to see one of these:-

http://www.evoprints.com/lowres/45/main/1/319107.jpg

http://bttos.net/forum/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://bttos.net/forum/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif

Sat there, on stealths, burbling away. Looked gorgeous, proper clean. G-reg

So, I am thinking. Hmmmm. Are they as quick as they used to be? I mean, most were running 150-200horses back in the day. This one looks looked after, so might not be silly boosting.

Lights go green and we both set off. I decide not to give it the beans, see if he does. True to form, he opens the taps and it gets of up the road with a roar. Sounded fantastic. Lovely bit of spool, some whine, some loss of traction. Mmmmmm, love it.

Next set of lights and boyo is already there, waiting on red. Grinning. This time its my turn in the outside lane. First gear selected, smile on my face. It's on. I saw it go up the road, and my clio can match that pace no problem, if I wind it all the way up to 7,250rpm. Given its about 20 years younger, its bound to handle better too. Game on.

Few blips of the throttle, clutch on the biting point, watching the other set of lights for when they go red.

Ours go green. GO GO GO












and I got my arse f**king handed to me http://bttos.net/forum/images/smilies/icon_redface.gif

He must only have been taking it lightly from the first set, as he went up the road like a cat with a firework up it's arse. Popping, banging, spitting flames, and generally leaving me for dust http://bttos.net/forum/images/smilies/lol.gifhttp://bttos.net/forum/images/smilies/lol.gifhttp://bttos.net/forum/images/smilies/lol.gif

I loved it. Made me feel 18 again, and I am glad he wasted me, as it kept the spirit of the good old 5 alive in my heart!!!

[Lomo]

:goodJob:

For anyone with sound type this into Youtube - Vide Cor Meum

Thats what I was listening to when I read this post and it just added to the whole thing...fantastic!


:agree:

[benj88]

Class

[tonesGTT]

:agree: Top story.

[D4WNO]

Lol, that's been written really well. :agree:

Any idea where the guy was?

[markey b]

bet the clio was shinier :laugh:

[Logg]

Well I'f that was from down my neck of the wood that would of been Big Dan C.

[Alan]

Great story:)

What did the clio sport boys say though???

[GTphil]

:DThats awsome! Exactly what the GTT is all about:agree:

[rs250nut]

Do you have a link to the thread? What did he expect, he would always get owned by a five

[J$£5GTT]

Do you have a link to the thread? What did he expect, he would always get owned by a five


you tell em' jon!!!!


:laugh:

[LampsR5]

haha class

[Big Steve - Raider]

You've got to be a member to see the thread... :(

So here's a PDF of the two pages of posts thus far! :D

[LampsR5]

its screwed up steve as u scroll down cant read any replys

[Big Steve - Raider]

its screwed up steve as u scroll down cant read any replys


:rolleyes: Give me a minute mate ;)

[Big Steve - Raider]

Try This Guys:

Copy it to your desktop & open it from their.

[mike r5 gtt]

thats brilliant :p

[Tony Walker]

:) nice to see some 5 love outside of rtoc.

[Ashy]

Out numbered but never out gunned :wasntme:

Maybe now they'll put down the snow foam lance and detailing kit and start to play with their engines :cooter:

[Os8472]

Out numbered but never out gunned :wasntme:

Maybe now they'll put down the snow foam lance and detailing kit and start to play with their engines :cooter:

Right up until their engines all drop their valves or the cambelts snap, C1J FTW :agree: :D

[GTphil]

Right up until their engines all drop their valves or the cambelts snap,

Unless scoff gets hold of one!;)

[phase i 16 v turbo]

G728 PKK that is my old car. Still looks good.:agree:
http://rtoc.org/boards/album.php?albumid=140&pictureid=4370

[SCHWARTZ]

:goodpost::D

[GT Josh]

:agree::D:wasntme::smokin::laugh:

[philg]

Brilliant :laugh:

[r5_scotty]

:agree:awsum! we need more stories like this! good old gtt:D

[5alldaway]

:agree::):( i need a gtt in my life

[gttjames]

haha brilliant

[g10far]

Quality read!