so where is the april fool joke this year

[THE MASTER]

errrr !!!!!!! . lets have some fun :p

[Bruce - BHPerformance]

Bit late Col, April Fools finish at midday. :)

[THE MASTER]

Bit late Col, April Fools finish at midday. :)
bruce my point is were is it . did no one do one

[Schakal]

this is a good one :agree:

http://www.google.co.uk/intl/en/landing/translateforanimals/

[THE MASTER]

this is a good one :agree:

http://www.google.co.uk/intl/en/landing/translateforanimals/

brill pmsl i can now send my cat a text

[THE MASTER]

just trying to work out how i can send my fish FAX:D

[Os8472]

Next phase of EfficientDynamics sees 30 per cent improvement in fuel consumption and CO2 emissions[/b]


http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a299/2-up/april1.jpg


[i][b]'BMW’s award-winning EfficientDynamics programme has been taken to the next level with the announcement of an innovative fuel and emissions saving system called Magnetic Tow Technology (MTT).

In a bid to retain its World Green Car of the Year crown, BMW will launch MTT across its range today.'

'The unique system, developed in conjunction with NASA, works via a discreet unit located in the front valance that projects an enhanced magnetic beam 20 metres in front of the BMW. Once a suitable target car is located and the BMW is magnetically locked on behind it, the driver is then able to take his foot off the accelerator, turn off the engine and let the car in front do all the work. The towing car will not notice any change in manoeuvrability.'

'The BMW driver can unhook from the towing car at any time by depressing the clutch pedal to start the vehicle. This is the same method used to operate the existing Start Stop system. Drivers of automatic transmission BMWs need only move the lever into the ‘D’ position to continue on their way. Early research indicates that MTT could save as much as 30 per cent in fuel consumption and CO2 emissions. Gurus from BMW’s in-house driving etiquette guide suggest flashing the car in front and giving a friendly hand gesture to thank them for the free ride.'

'BMW’s Head of Innovation, Dr Noitt All, a specialist in Kinetic Ride And Propulsion, said: “BMW has always been a leader in the application of the very latest automotive technology. Up until now the EfficientDynamics programme has looked at ways of improving the performance of our own products, but we thought why burn your own fuel when you can burn someone else’s?”

'The 56-year-old boffin promised more to come from his innovation workshop but in the meantime recommended people email his colleague uve.vollenvorit@bmw.co.uk to be kept abreast of further developments.

[THE MASTER]

i wonder if there is a paten pending on MAGTOW:laugh::laugh:

[Os8472]

Did you notice the boffin's name and the email address?

[THE MASTER]

Did you notice the boffin's name and the email address?
no i didnt to bisy wh:cry::cry:iping the lauging tears from my eyes

[THE MASTER]

pmsl . i wonder if i can do an EBAY scam next year :ashamed:

[scratcher]

Did anyone see the WD-99 that was released yesterday?

Just like WD-40, but with the same technology as used in oven cleaner to help remove dirt and grime.... It was in a boating magazing :laugh: