Ltd edition H-Andy hat

Look even more like a cock with this ltd edition Handy Andy Big Fat Racing Hat.

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Available in just one colour (this colour) as he only left the 1 round my house some time ago.

One size fits all, I've been wearing this for about a month now and Handy before me for some time, and no matter what size melon you put in it, it snapps onto it and holds fast like velcro.

Burger-King Pass (TM) - as an added bonus, this hat is recognised by the BK chain and upon approaching the counter, all staff have been instructed to 'staff up' to cope with the extra demand.

Unfortunately, the 'bull**** inhibitor' does not work on this model as anyone will know that has heard the utter drivel that comes out of his mouth on a regular basis.

Feel a part of the cock community that only this hat could bring.

This LTD edition hat is also an investment! Once Handy actually gets his car on the road, it's only a matter of time before the inevitable happens :burnrubber: and due to posthumous financial accreditation can only go up, up, up, in value as opposed to side, slide, crash, burn death. Scorch marks can be added for authenticity.

£20,000 ono (approximately the cost of the Blue coffin of death (BCOD))

Available from May onwards - cos it's the only hat I've got ATM unless FatttyChristmas pops in with one.
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:laugh::laugh::laugh: funny ****er;)

you'd best send it to oilly, im sure he could use it, he often has one of his full retard moments :D

Nobody putting an offer in?

A quid and a HAnd job. :wasntme:

A double sausage and egg mcmuffin, but not 4 in a row! ;) I remember him wearing that badboy lol :agree: :cooter:

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Originally Posted by GT Josh

A quid and a HAnd job. :wasntme:

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Be careful flapping them lips like that Josh, Andys the sort to take you up on an offer like that and you will have sore hands :agree::laugh::cooter:

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Originally Posted by GT Josh

A quid and a HAnd job. :wasntme:

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Bring some Marmite and a friendly dog and your'e on.

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Originally Posted by TNT!hammond

Be careful flapping them lips like that Josh, Andys the sort to take you up on an offer like that and you will have sore hands :agree::laugh::cooter:

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I resent that Ross, that's simply your interpretation and your prejudice of the Northern race, I love a fanjita as much as the next man. I'm a man of moral standards and principles. Please ignore my last post.

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:agree::laugh:

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Originally Posted by TNT ANDY

I resent that Ross, that's simply your interpretation and your prejudice of the Northern race, I love a fanjita as much as the next man. I'm a man of moral standards and principles. Please ignore my last post.

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I thought it was a case of its a crease or a crack you'd damage it ? :ashamed::cooter:

does this still carry the scent of hAndy?

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Originally Posted by TNT ANDY

Bring some Marmite and a friendly dog and your'e on.

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:crap: was just tucking into chips and gravy then i read this, somehow I'm not all that hungry now:laugh:

I will offer a pint of elmlea and a small kitten called "mittens" who has quite a rough tongue.

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Originally Posted by markey b

does this still carry the scent of hAndy?

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the faint aroma of a xl bacon double cheese burger with a helping of bbq sauce .mmmmmmmmmmm:homer::homer:

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Originally Posted by Mr Raider

A double sausage and egg mcmuffin, but not 4 in a row! ;) I remember him wearing that badboy lol :agree: :cooter:

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ah..remember that day:D

or the time when bk where selling the double whopper for 99p and i managed to get through 6 of them:D

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Originally Posted by HAndy

ah..remember that day:D

or the time when bk where selling the double whopper for 99p and i managed to get through 6 of them:D

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4lbs of meat :scratch:

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Originally Posted by Bigfoot

4lbs of meat :scratch:

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That's no referance to the burgers either... :cartman::hump:

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Originally Posted by markey b

does this still carry the scent of hAndy?

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Yes with a hint of 'M.A.D' in there also.

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Originally Posted by Whyte146

I will offer a pint of elmlea and a small kitten called "mittens" who has quite a rough tongue.

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:p:agree: